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Mark Larson

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What porn would you recommend from the Adult DVD Empire that i could watch with a girl? Not one specific girl, just a general recommendation so that she isn't grossed out - added bonus: she wants to try out new positions! :D
My max budget is $ 12.95, and that's only cos they have free shipping. I was thinking of GGW, but decided against it when i learned of how they get the girls to flash. :thumbsdown:
Thanks! :D
 

Neil S. Bulk

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Stay away from bukkake, she may find that a little degrading. :)
You might want to find a DVD directed by Andrew Blake. His films seem a little more couples oriented. Definitely moreso than the films of Max Hardcore.
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Mark Larson

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Well, look down a little, and you'll see a thread titled "GGW Worth it?". There's the reply you want in there, Andy.
Oh, and i'll definitely stay away from bukkake and the like, thankyouverymuch!! :D
 

Scott Leopold

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Although it's not on DVD to the best of my knowledge (although it may be on one of the compilation discs from videoage.com), Silver Screen Confidential is pretty good. It actually has an amusing plot and decent story (for a porn, that is). It stars Jenna Jameson, and is supposed to be a screwball comedy (no, really!). There's nothing outlandish or repulsive that I can recall, so it's pretty much couples-friendly.

Also, I can't recommend enough Devil In Miss Jones 3 & 4. They're outrageous and over-the-top, and techincally repulsive in some scenes, but together they make up one of the greatest epics in movie-making history. They're available on a single DVD (around $20 at most sites, I think), and are most enjoyable when watched back-to-back (the movies, that is). I wouldn't consider either of them erotic films because they're just too darn funny. They star Lois Ayers and Jack Baker (who played Sticks in Happy Days), and feature Amber Lynn, Ron Jeremy, Tom Byron, Vanessa Del Rio, and a multitude of others. They also have one of the greatest porn soundtracks of all time (I'm talking about the music, by the way). I honestly highly recommend both movies.
 

John Kilduff

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It stars Jenna Jameson, and is supposed to be a screwball comedy (no, really!).-quoted from Scott Leopold

Resisting...urge...to...laugh...

Seriously, though, I've seen clips from the "Red Vibe Diaries" series, and that could work. Odd positions, kinky ideas, and some of Stacy Valentine's last work before her retirement...

Sincerely,

John "I can only rent porn when my mom's out of the house" Kilduff
 

Andrew_Sch

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Yeah, I would agree with Andrew Blake, he does more "artsy" kind of stuff, if you can call porn "artsy." You might want to consult with your girl and see just what exactly she wants to see before doing anything though. Personally, I would reccomend anything starring Vivid girl Devon.
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David Lambert

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Actually, if you go to Adult DVD Empire, and choose the "Sale" category, it gives you several price range options. One is $12.95...but the funny thing is there are only a few titles on the resulting list of 42 items which are $12.95. The rest are $13.95! Methinks someone can't count...

There's also categories for $9.95, $6.95 "Toxic DVDs", and $5.95 "Metro Comps" (whatever that is).

I'm not sure that anything Mark is looking for will be in these price ranges, though.

Is this to be a surprise of some sort? If not, then my recommendation is that you somehow share with her the results of this thread (in a non-embarrassing way; she might feel funny and, uh, less ENTHUSIASTIC knowing you've "discussed" "her" "sexual stuff" with "strangers on the internet"...y'know?) and get her to help you choose the title.

This way, if it's a bust, at least you can share the failure, and let things move on from there. It's cozier that way.
 

Rob Lutter

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Err... don't you have any mom and pop DVD rental places with the little cowboy doors in the back. Just rent porn... are ya really gonna watch it again? :D (Porn just seems to lack re-watchability). Spend the $12.95 and get a couple of movies with different varieties, positions, and leaking extraneous body parts. Oh, and stay away from anal ;)
 

Jack Briggs

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There is a discussion board devoted to the topic of "adult" DVD, and you might find a much more varied response over there. We don't normally "advertise" or promote other sites here, but it's called "Adult DVD Talk." Perhaps you might pose this same question over there? (Not to say there aren't people here who can't offer the, um, proper advice.)
 

Todd Terwilliger

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I have to second renting if that's an option. That way you can try a few and see which ones she likes.

Look for videos that are for couples, that's usually the buzzword for chick-friendly. Definitely not bukkake. I don't know how anyone can watch that stuff - besides degrading it's just disgusting.
 

Paul-Gunther

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I'd also recommend Andrew Blake, though his movies cost more than $12 or $13. An ex of mine turned me on to his movies. They're shot on film, with a lot of slo-mo. His latest few are even anamorphic widesceen, with 5.1 sound.
 

Ian_H

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Most Vivid titles are geared toward couples. They still produce flicks that tell a story and scenes of "acting" most of the other companies just release gonzo titles that some women can't get into.

As for the poster who wanted to know what Bukkake is...

...you don't want know.


-Ian
 

Bob_L

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Frankly, I think the only difference between Andrew Blake and other porn directors is that Blake puts the Vaseline on the LENS. :)
Uh, how do you describe bukkake? Well, it's a Japanese porn genre that involves one woman, a WHOLE BUNCH of self-gratifying men, and a mass outpouring of affection. Pretty sickening actually, not to mention messy.
 

David Lambert

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I too was unfamiliar with this term "bukkake". I'd seen it, but didn't know what it meant. So I did a Google search, and found the answer quickly. Ugh.

The answer is not in this spoiler block, but it will tell exactly how to find the answer:
The site that happened to be the top one on the results listing at Google had a rather in-depth description, and a single pic that says it all. If you search by "George Kranz bukkake" it should be the primary result.

(George must be an interesting fellow...)
 

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