Funny story about Viagra

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  1. Kevin Potts

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    I'm not quite sure how truthful this is, but I found it funny nonetheless.

    This is an allegedly real event that took place in a consulting

    firm in Chicago.

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    in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered,

    the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the

    burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick

    contest, whose theme was "Viagra advertising slogans." Dividing

    into 10 groups of three, the only rule was they had to use past ad

    slogans that captured the essence of Viagra.

    About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions, and

    created a "Top Ten List." After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest

    of the week went very well for everyone.

    Here is their "Top 10

    List"

    10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"

    9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper

    8. Viagra, Like a rock!

    7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there

    tonight.

    6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

    5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

    4. Viagra, Strong enough for a [woman], but made for a [man].

    3. Viagra, Tastes great!........More filling!

    2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

    And the unanimous number one slogan:

    1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any

    questions?
     
  2. BrianW

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    Are there any stories about Viagra that aren't funny?
     
  3. Ronald Epstein

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    Gentlemen,

    Please keep this thread from going out

    of the bounds of decency.

    We are letting this thread remain for the

    time being.

    Thanks
     
  4. Stacy Huff

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    Ha! True or not, I love it!

    Here's a story a friend of mine repeats from time to time. Some of his buddies had gone gambling, where I'm not sure. At some point during the night one of the guys pushed away from the table and said he was heading up to his room to get an aspirin because he had a headache. His friend said, "Here, just take one of these, " and handed him a pill. The first guy took it, never dreaming that his buddy had pulled a fast one and given him a viagra. Within a short time the guy that took the pill pushed away from the table again and announced that he was going to his room because he was "feeling funny." After he left the joker let the rest of the gang in on the secret, and they all had a big laugh. The next day they asked the poor guy what had happened to him the night before. He denied that anything bad had happened, just said he needed to go to the room. When checking out his friends did notice, however, that the viagra-taker had a few adult movies on his bill.
     
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    Ha! True or not, I love it!

    Here's a story a friend of mine repeats from time to time. Some of his buddies had gone gambling, where I'm not sure. At some point during the night one of the guys pushed away from the table and said he was heading up to his room to get an aspirin because he had a headache. His friend said, "Here, just take one of these, " and handed him a pill. The first guy took it, never dreaming that his buddy had pulled a fast one and given him a viagra. Within a short time the guy that took the pill pushed away from the table again and announced that he was going to his room because he was "feeling funny." After he left the joker let the rest of the gang in on the secret, and they all had a big laugh. The next day they asked the poor guy what had happened to him the night before. He denied that anything bad had happened, just said he needed to go to the room. When checking out his friends did notice, however, that the viagra-taker had a few adult movies on his bill.
     
  6. John Miles

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    My understanding is that Viagra doesn't work that way. It will not actually cause arousal in the absence of any stimulation. Supposedly, if taken unintentionally it doesn't have any effect.
    Hopefully I'm still about 30 years from finding out if that's true. [​IMG]
     
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    Those "slip someone a drug without their knowledge" stories are always good for a belly laugh! Ah, good times.

     
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    From what I understand Viagra is an expensive drug and the cost are "rising" no pun intended.Sadly I fear that by the time my husband is old enough to need it.....he won't be able to aford it. [​IMG]
     

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