Kevin Potts
Second Unit
- Joined
- Feb 17, 2001
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I'm not quite sure how truthful this is, but I found it funny nonetheless.
This is an allegedly real event that took place in a consulting
firm in Chicago.
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in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered,
the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the
burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick
contest, whose theme was "Viagra advertising slogans." Dividing
into 10 groups of three, the only rule was they had to use past ad
slogans that captured the essence of Viagra.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions, and
created a "Top Ten List." After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest
of the week went very well for everyone.
Here is their "Top 10
List"
10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
tonight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a [woman], but made for a [man].
3. Viagra, Tastes great!........More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any
questions?
This is an allegedly real event that took place in a consulting
firm in Chicago.
> >
in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered,
the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the
burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick
contest, whose theme was "Viagra advertising slogans." Dividing
into 10 groups of three, the only rule was they had to use past ad
slogans that captured the essence of Viagra.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions, and
created a "Top Ten List." After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest
of the week went very well for everyone.
Here is their "Top 10
List"
10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
tonight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a [woman], but made for a [man].
3. Viagra, Tastes great!........More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any
questions?