Funny Star Wars Lines

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  1. Adam Sanchez

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    A guy at school showed me this. I thought it was hilarious so had to share. The last one is probably my favorite. [​IMG]


    Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...


    'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'

    'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

    'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'

    'You've got something jammed in here real good.'

    'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'

    'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'

    'Sorry about the mess...'

    'Look at the size of that thing!'

    'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'

    'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'

    'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'

    'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'

    'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'

    'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'

    'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'

    'Hurry up, golden-rod...'

    'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'

    'Possible he came in through the south entrance.'

    'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!'

    'Control, control! You must learn control!'

    'Hey, point that thing someplace else.'

    'I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.'

    'I never knew I had it in me.'

    'There is good in him, I've felt it.'

    'Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.'

    'Back door, huh? Good idea!'

    'She's gonna blow!'

    'I think you'll fit in nicely.'

    'Rise, my friend.'

    'Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!'


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  2. James T

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    That's great. Funny how you can put a little twist on almost anything
     
  3. Cameron Yee

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    Now we'll be the annoyance of all our friends when we follow those lines with, "That's what she said." [​IMG]
     
  4. Adam Sanchez

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    I'm not sure I get you follow up, Guo but I'm glad you enjoyed these. [​IMG] Maybe I'm just slow.
     
  5. MarkHastings

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    Hmmm? Surprised there's no mention of "The Force" [​IMG]
     
  6. Cameron Yee

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    Hmm...I'm wondering if that joke is as common as I think. I admit I didn't get it when I first heard it in college, but then I was kind of naive at that time too. I figured if an episode of King of the Hill featured it then it was in use everywhere. I think it was thrown around in an episode of the Gilmore Girls too.

    Basically "That's what she said." (inflection on the "she") is used to turn an innocent statement into sexual innuendo. If everyone in the room knows the joke, then it's a much quicker/funnier way than explaining how it could be intepreted differently.

    For example, last week on Mythbusters there was a moment when Kari pulled on a cord, it jerked out of her hands, and she said, "That's really stiff. I think this is a two-hander." I imagine with all the guys on that show SOMEONE had to have yelled, "That's what she said." [​IMG]
     
  7. MarkHastings

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    My friend and I do that all the time.

    I thought that was part of Andrew Dice Clays act? He would say a suggestive line and then go "That's what she said! Ooooh!" [​IMG]
     
  8. Paul McElligott

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    That joke was around long before Dice.
     
  9. Cameron Yee

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    That's what she said.
     
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    LOL. That cracked me up. Nice hot bowl of come.

    - Colton
     
  11. JeremySt

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    Theres one line in Episode II that makes me cringe..

    something like..


    "I haven't felt you this tense since we fell in to that nest of gundars."
     
  12. Bob McLaughlin

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    Another old joke is to add the words "..in bed." to the end of any fortune cookie message. Try it next time you're in a Chinese restaurant!
     
  13. MarkHastings

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    Bob, I do that with everyone at work all the time - Oooooohhh!!! (that was for Guo)
     
  14. Malcolm R

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    I always knew Lucas was a perv. [​IMG]
     

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