Daniel THB
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can't link here but go to onion dot com -- funny satire about fullscreen dvd's, ha ha.
"Tyler's got very specific tastes," Bernie said. "He told us he likes those foreign films. What did he call it? The Criterion Collection. Well, Hannah and I tried to find those, but they didn't have them at Target. We sure didn't want what happened with the wizard movie to happen again."
Bernie spoke in reference to last year, when the Greenbergs came close to finding a gift Rosenstein would like. The misguided couple gave their nephew the theatrical-release version of Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, instead of the extended version which contains 40 extra minutes of footage—a distinction Rosenstein gently explained to the confused gift-givers.
"If we'd known, we'd have been happy to get him the other version," Hannah said. "Well, this time we were very careful. There were two versions at the store, and we made sure to get the special one. See, Tyler hates it when they cut out part of the movie."
Confusion over the misleading term "full-screen" caused his well-meaning relatives to purchase the inferior version of the DVD.
That is too funny.
"Great," said Rosenstein, concealing his displeasure from his beaming aunt and uncle, Hannah and Bernie Greenberg, as he gazed at the freshly unwrapped DVD in his hand. "Just what I wanted. The Matrix Reloaded."
"With approximately a third of the movie's visual content missing, thanks to 'pan-and-scan,'" he added under his breath.
that stings :b
"It's an unwatchable piece of crap," said Rosenstein, tossing the DVD onto a pile of gifts that included a sweatshirt and a digital memo recorder.Actually, I think this applies to both versions of Reloaded...
Confusion over the misleading term "full-screen" caused his well-meaning relatives to purchase the inferior version of the DVD.This is exactly what happened to me the other day when my mother-in-law handed me a full-screen version of Santa Claus 2 as a gift. Even after my wife politely explained to her last year what the difference was... she still picks up the FS versions! I'm sure it's because she somehow thinks "Full" means "better".
Actually, I think this applies to both versions of Reloaded...
- Walter.