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Jenna

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Missed SNL tonight, but their fake "commercials" have been improving lately. We died laughing at the one for "Kotex Classic" last week.

Any other favorites?
 

KeithH

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I don't watch SNL very often, but in the past, I thought the commericals for gay beer and "Oops, I crapped my pants!" were great. :laugh:
Disclaimer: My post is not intended to communicate anti-gay sentiments. I found the SNL skit on gay beer humorous, but I am not prejudiced.
 

Shayne Lebrun

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Cold Cock! With Billy Dee Williams!

And Yardapult, and Big Red, and....

HAPPY FUN BALL!

It's happy!

It's fun!

IT'S HAPPY FUN BALL!

Yes, it's HAPPY FUN BALL! The toy sensation that's sweeping the nation! Only 14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

Warning: pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: itchiness, vertigo, dizzyness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations.

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately, seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to it's special container and kept under refridgeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Whacky Products Inc, and it's parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingrediants of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance that fell to Earth, presumably from Outer Space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia, and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball! Accept no substitutes!
 

GARY C

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I'd have to go with Nerf Crotch Bat as my fav.

There was another one, Battle Cats I think it was called. That would be a close second.
 

Brian Perry

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I thought the best one was for a car which I believe was called "The Imposter," which had an ultra-luxurious interior, but looked like a beater from the outside (ostensibly to deter theft). The best part was Phil Hartman rolling a ball bearing along the hood panel (a la early Lexus commercials) and having it disappear down a hole.
 

John Kilduff

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I gotta go classic, and vote for "Shimmer" (A floor polish *AND* a dessert topping), Velvet Jones ("It's called 'I Wanna Be A Ho'") and "Buckwheat Sings" ("Fee Times A Mady").

Sincerely,

John "It's O-Tay!" Kilduff
 

ScottR

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Which one was the one about the cereal made out of rocks? Jane Curtain was hilarious in that "commercial."
 

Philip_G

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one of my fav's was bigfoot singing with neil diamond when the rock hosted.

can't think of any others off hand
 

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I love the one where they show a person wearing nothing but blue briefs jump on people, hump their legs and try to take a dump on a homeowner's lawn. A representative from a law firm asks if people can't do that, then why should it be okay for dogs to do it?
 

brian a

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I'll go with the "Bring out your best" budweiser hockey commerical with Robin Williams and Joe Piscapo >sic
 

Shane Gralaw

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I liked the Christmas ad for the Nativity scene with the soothing sound of baby Jesus that actually comes sounds like a hellish siren/cry.
 

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the commercial with the car that had the special "attachment" that would allow a male to have intercourse with it.

it basically showed the guy humping the back of the car.

i almost passed out laughing...
 

Jeremy Illingworth

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The Imposter (if thats what it was callled) was very hilarious. One rim was school bus yellow. And when Phil Hartman activated the alarm, it slumped over as if its suspention were broken.

Adobe, the little car that's made of clay.

I remember once they had an episode that was nothing but fake commercials. Where is the DVD?

jeremy
 

Gui A

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Little Chocolate Donuts, with John Belushi...

(open to John Belushi preparing to do the Olympic high jump)

Announcer: John Belushi is on his way to a gold medal in the Decathlon! They're setting the bar at seven feet - here's his approach..

(John Belushi runs toward the bar. Quick cut to John jumping over the top of the bar. Quick cut to John landing on the grass.)

Announcer: He got it! Belushi's won the gold, now he's going for the world's record!

(cut to John Belushi running long-distance sprint and winning, as his fans crowd around him)

(cut to John at home)

John Belushi: (seated at breakfast table smoking a cigarette) I logged a lot of miles training for that day. And I downed a lot of doughnuts. Little Chocolate Donuts. They taste good, and they've got the sugar I need to get me going in the morning. That's why Little Chocolate Donuts have been on my training table since I was a kid.

(cut to John Belushi going for the gold in the javelin toss)

Announcer: Little Chocolate Donuts. The donuts of champions
 

Tom Rags

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"The Imposter" was really called the "Chameleon XL." This is also one of my favorites. Other good ones:

Colon Blow cereal (It will take 50,000 bowls of your cereal to equal one bowl of colon blow!).

Headley and Wyche, the British Toothpaste (made with two real teaspoons of pure cane sugar in each serving!)

Winston McCauley Funeral home (Tag Line: Care, compassion, dedication, and absolutely no sex with any dead bodies).
 

Philip_G

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the commercial with the car that had the special "attachment" that would allow a male to have intercourse with it.

it basically showed the guy humping the back of the car.

i almost passed out laughing...

the mistress IIRC. LoL with the security system, I like when he caught the valet trying to hump his car haha
 

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