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David Williams

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This is by far the funniest one, the Factory-Reconditioned Queen-Sized AeroBed:


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Joe D

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This guy is a riot.

"Britney Spear's Wall Poster":

I bought this poster for myself a few months ago and hung it in my office just a few days before I was fired. In retrospect, it probably wasn't the best thing to hang in your office if you were a high school vice principal, but I thought it would help me build rapport with the kids. After all, who better to discipline the unruly high schoolers than a middle aged man with 17 dogs who lusts after a girl only a few years older than them? Exactly, no one.

"Edible Male Gummy Undies - Peach"


I recommend not wearing these fruity underwear for very long, as body heat will warm them and make them sticky and then when your erotic partner, Mark Melhorn IV, rips them off of you, he will also rip out all of your flowing pubic locks, at a painful cost to you.
 

MarkHastings

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Let's see, who has more time to waste? This guy (for writing all those reviews) or us (for reading them)?

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