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rich_d

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Hi,
There is another thread that was talking about George Lucas upset because of a parody takeoff of Star Wars and there were a couple people that mentioned other funny Porn Titles (such as Buffy the Vampire Layer).
So my nomination: On Golden Blonde
Second favorite: Splendor In The Ass
Other choices:
Buffy the Vampire Layer
AI: Artificial Insertion
Forrest Hump
Bonfire of the Panties
Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Sperminator
Sperms of Endearment
Backside to the Future
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Edward Penishands
Jurassic Pork
Intercourse With a Vampire
Honey I Blew Everybody
Face Jam
Pulp Friction
The Sopornos
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration!
Or how about making up a title yourself?
Examples:
almost anus
american booty
anywhere butt here
blown alone
evil head 2: head by dawn
head again
orfice space
tight club
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Or Third Poll
"Legit" Movies (Actual Titles) that really work well as Porn Titles just as they are.
Examples:
In Too Deep
Blow
The 400 Blows
Pretty In Pink
Merry Maids of the Gay Way (1954)
Head (1968)
Come Blow Your Horn (1963)
Take My Head (1970)
Ass (1971)
Deep Impact (1998)
Deep Inside (1966)
Hard (1998)
Love the Hard Way (2001)
Or my second choice:
Gen. McCrosky Butt and Staff (1899)
Or my first choice:
Angels Hard as They Come (1971)
Please, this is only for grins and laughs. This is not to be a discussion of porn movies or their contents. Just to realize that whatever your view may be on porn ... some of these producers have been pretty darn creative and darn funny! So lighten up and have at it.
 

DonMac

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I don't know if these are real titles or just made up to sound funny, but here's a few:
EaT me: the Extra Testicle
Das Butt
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Good Will Humping
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Matthew_Millheiser

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I'm such a pig... but I was always partial to:
Bright Lights, Big Titties
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Carlo Medina

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haven't browsed the porn section yet (yeah, right...) but I used to joke with friends about actual movie titles that would NOT need to be changed when converted to porn:
The Firm
Stand and Deliver
Spanking the Monkey
Pecker
Hard Eight
Driving Miss Daisy (didn't think of that one until the previous post)
any others?
 

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This is a real one. I won't say whether I've seen it.
Gilligan's Bi-land

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Danny Tse

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Not exactly a porn title, but when asked what would be his name if he was a porn actor, George Costanza (Jason Alexander) answered: Buck Naked
 

Tom Rags

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One of my personal favorites:
"The Hind-lick Manuever"
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Neil Joseph

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The only one I know is Star Whores: The Phantom Anus
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Tom Oh

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There was a Korean film and the translated title is:
Hole-making Woodpecker
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Good will humping was mentioned on a Friends episode.
Other movies mentioned on Friends (No idea if they're real)
Sex toy story 2
Inspect her gadget
Lawrence of a labia (No idea if I spelled it right. I don't even know what a labia is)
Buffay the vampire layer (Which would of course only work in Friends (A character's name for those who don't know or simply plead ignorance))
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I remember two that cracked me up when I saw them years ago...
Indiana Joan & the black hole of Calcutta
Dickman & Throbin
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These are all made up (I think):
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Boink of No Return
Hill Street Boobs
U-769
Robin Wood: Prince of Studs
Night of the Living Head
King of the Hole
The Adventures of Baron von Munchasses
The Curse of the Jade Clitoris
Whore and Rememberance
Erection
Porkahontas
These genuine film/TV titles sound like pornos:
Wild Things
BJ and the Bear
Diff'rent Strokes
Toy Story
The Day After
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