Funniest bumper sticker you've seen? (1 Viewer)

[Grant B]

VAGINAS ARE WAY COOL!

IAMA

HOLY

MAN

YOU

FUCK

on a motorcycle

License Plate:

3AT M3

(look in the rear view mirror)

 

[LarryDavenport]

LICK BUSH IN 2004

and (in farely small type)

IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU MUST BE FROM CALIFORNIA

grant, I think you meant 3M TA3

 

[Grant B]

I forgot the best of all

LICK BUSH;BEAT DICK!

Larry

Thanks!

Watching the 1928 version of "The Passion of Joan of Arc" and typing on the computer don't mix!

 

[Joe D]

Spotted Owl tastes like Chicken.

 

[Vince Maskeeper]

'jesus had a mullet'

 

[Matt Pelham]

Holy crap, I gotta find that bumper sticker!

 

[Neil M]

"Lost your cat? Check under my tires."

 

[Tony Whalen]

'jesus had a mullet'

I'm with Matt... gotta find that one!

 

[Vince Maskeeper]

http://www.unamerican.com/catalog/index.htm **
The jesus one is actually on my car, I buy a half dozen stickers from Srini every couple months:
"fugazify yourself"
"die MTV die"
"ganster of love"
"chaotic neutral"
"history shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man"
"reboot america"
"windows will crash"
"sacred cows make the best hamburgers"
"talk nerdy to me"
"where is my mind?"
"what would ozzy do?"
etc, etc, etc
For $1, can't beat them.
**Please note this site contains views and slogans which some MIGHT consider extremely leftist and anarchist, if you find yourself unable to view said topics without boiling your blood, please avoid clicking on the link above (and for god sake don't run back here to bitch about it). I posted this link not as an endorsement to any political cause or as an invite to debate them, but rather as the source for the sticker in question. Let's all play nice, shall we?

 

[adrian b]

You! Out of the gene pool now.

 

[FredHD]

I used to have this one

I'M

SOFA

KING

WEE

TODD

DID

say it out loud to yourself

 

[Johnny Ayala]

I had a license plate frame that said "Faster than a speeding ticket"

 

[Chas_T]

Bumper Sticker which in no way reflects my personal attitude on animals. Also, I don't use bumper stickers.

"I love Animals - They're Delicious"

 

[ChristopherG]

"I Brake for Jesus"

 

[Michael Were]

I have a few favorites:
I (heart symbol) Mormon Pussy
after living in SW Colorado for 3 years this one began to ring true
Stumps of Mystery, An Oregon Phenomenom
this one defines the cascades and the coast range
Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck
trashy, rude and shockingly perfect
There was that movement in the late 90s of printing up a bunch of I am depleting the Ozone Layer, Ask Me How stickers and putting them on Hummers, Excursions, Punishers and Canyoneros. In the bay area a judge threw out cases against the "terrorists" if they put them on glass (due to them being easily removed without any damage to the vehicle).
In college a friend printed up a bunch of stickers with a picture of a screw and we went around Eugene, Oregon putting them on top of hearts Turning them into "I (screw) my poodle" etc.

 

[Joey Skinner]

"If God had meant for us to vote he would have given us candidates."

 

[ace peterson]

Gotta put my vote in for:

"Keep honkin- while I reload!"

That's funny

 

[Eve T]

Has to be one of these two:
"It's not going to lick it's self"
"If you're going to ride my ass at least PULL my hair!"

 

[Devin U]

Welcome to Arizona, Now GO HOME!

 

[Malcolm R]

Tailgaters buy my cars.