Funniest bumper sticker you've seen? (1 Viewer)

[JasenP]

"For your sake I hope big butts come back in style"

"My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student"

BTW: Does anyone else hate personalized license plates as much as I do?

 

[Jason Handy]

BTW: Does anyone else hate personalized license plates as much as I do?

If I was a cop, I would LOVE them. It makes trailing someone so much easier. What I can't stand though, are the personalized license plates that say something like "LUSHUS". Inevitably, I get all excited to see what she looks like and it turns out she is anything but. What a buzzkill.

 

[Mark Schermerhorn]

Woody, apparently you're a fan of unamerican.com. I have the "Die MTV Die" sticker on the side of my CD player. I have a bunch of their other stickers and their shirt that says "talk is cheap" with a picture of a bomb next to it, but since sept 11 that one doesn't get worn in public anymore...

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

My favorite is one I've only seen in South Florida (AKA, "God's waiting room"):
"I want to die like my grandfather did, in my sleep. Not screaming and yelling like those poor bastards in his car."

Regards,
Joe

 

[Randy Tennison]

At a former job, the manager of the parking garage had business cards made up, which she would annonymously place on the windows of cars who parked over the painted lines...
"I hope you don't fu*k like you park, cause you'd never get it in!"
And lastly, I drive a maroon Pontiac Astek.

Someone once said "That looks like a warthog!"
Hmm????

The resembelence was too great. My new personalized plates are PUMBAA

 

[WoodyH]

Mark -
To be honest, I never knew where that 'DIE MTV DIE' sticker came from, and since I sold that car, I'd love to get another one - thanks for filling me in! I'll have to check what else they offer after I get home tonight, though...trying to look at www.unamerican.com ran me full-tilt into the company firewall. :b Oops!

 

[Ken_McAlinden]

"My other car is a piece of crap, too"

Regards,

 

[Mark Schermerhorn]

Woody, the guy that runs the site has hundreds of bumper sticker slogans. Most are left wingish "f the man" messages but he has a lot of messages like "animals are tasty" as well. They're only a buck each last time I checked
That's funny that you got the big brother firewall block, since the site is just political. My company only blocks sex sites, although I haven't tried unamerican.com at work myself.

 

[DaveSarcevic]

A couple I saw recently. I hope they are ok.

" Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an asshole."

And

" Lord, please protect me from your followers".

 

[WoodyH]

That's funny that you got the big brother firewall block, since the site is just political.

I'm often confused by the firewall at work. I found out the other day that for some reason all the translation engines (babelfish.altavista.com for example, along with all the others I could find) are blocked. Not the faintest clue why. Ah, well...I'm at home now.

 

[Pamela]

Two that I thought were amusing:

(Seen on a Saturn) My Saturn Can Kick Uranus

My Child was Trustee of the month at L.A. County Jail

 

[Marvin]

A take-off on those bumper stickers on commercial vehicles that give you a phone # to call if the driver isn't "courteous":

"How's my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT"

 

[Tom-G]

Some of my favorites:

• Practice Safe Sex - Go Screw Yourself.
• If At First You Don't Succeed blame Someone Else And Seek counseling
• It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.

 

[Colin Dunn]

Seen below the "MEAN PEOPLE SUCK" sticker:

NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW

 

[Adam Lenhardt]

It's a toss up between "Hang up and drive" and "DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers"

"Guy Fawkes: Where are you when we need you?"
(That might only be amusing to the UK HTF membership actually.)

He'd only fuck it up again...

 

[Dan Whalen]

Gun control means using both hands.

My brain is in my penis. Won't you please blow my mind?

Dan

 

[Ken_McAlinden]

Jesus Saves. Gretzky Rebounds and Scores!

 

[Bill Eberhardt]

It's a toss up between "Hang up and drive" and "DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers"

I used to have a homemade, "Drivers Against Meddling Mothers" sign on my truck.

 

[Chuck Mayer]

If you can imagine the flowing script of a college bumper sticker...imagine it saying this:
Your
College
Sucks
It was pretty funny
Take care,
Chuck

 

[MikeM]

Recently on a BMW here in California I saw the following:
"QUIT HONKING, can't you see I'm on the phone?!"
Actually made me laugh.