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Jason Reich

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Its a toss up for me:

"discourage inbreeding - ban country music"

and

"Driver carries no cash- he's married"
 

Ashley Seymour

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A nice little old lady from church had this one...

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Some day I will get this on a sticker and put it on.

You Opine and You Vote

SO!!!
 

Charles J P

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The actual bumper sticker isnt funny, but my friend just told me about a lady at work who pulled up behind a car at a stop light. The guy had a bumper sticker that read "Honk if you love Jesus" so the lady beeped her horn and the guy stuck his arm out the window and flipped her off. You gotta love that for irony.
 

Jenna

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"Go ahead, tailgate! I could use the money"
"Lost husband and dog...reward for dog"
 

EugeneR

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These were license frames, hope that qualifies:
ALL YOU VIRGINS OUT THERE: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
The following combination of license plate and license frame, which I will never forget, almost caused me to lose control of my car on the freeway:
USED TO HATE IT
 

Paul E V

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On my car:

If size doesn't matter, why am I so popular?

I wonder if you'd drive any better with that cell phone up your butt

Others:

Save a mouse, eat a pu$$y

My other car is a big di(k, need a ride?
 

TheoGB

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"Guy Fawkes: Where are you when we need you?";)
(That might only be amusing to the UK HTF membership actually.)
 

Kevin P

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"If you don't like how I drive, stay off the sidewalk"
"My other car is a broom"
"Horn broken - watch for finger"
"I may be slow but I'm still in front of you"
"Will displaying this sticker that reads SUPPORT LAW ENFORCEMENT stop you from giving me a ticket?"
"Answer my prayers, STEAL THIS CAR!"
"This vehicle is insured by Smith & Wesson"
"Go ahead, hit me! I need the money!"
"Who farted?"
 

Paul_D

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:laugh: Damn, some of these are sooooo funny!
I always liked this one:
"My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips." ;)
 

Julian Reville

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Yesterday I was stuck behind a car while leaving Publix, and I tried to read all the bumper stickers that were on it. There must have been 20, so I didn't get them all, but I was struck by the odd combination.

"Dick Delicious & the Tasty Testicles" (I think the was a punk band but the print was too small to read)

"Caution! I bite!"

"Boys Lie"

Talking to this girl would have been interesting, at least for a few minutes.
 

James_S

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I Know Jack Sh#t Personnaly

I Owe I Owe, Off to work I go

And my all time favorite:

Mean People Suck, Nice people swallow
 

WoodyH

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I was just told about a truck that a friend saw. Guy driving, girl in the passenger seat. A sticker behind the girl said "I DIG CHICKS". A sticker behind the guy said "I DIG CHICKS THAT DIG CHICKS". :laugh:
My last car had three bumper stickers on it -
"KILL YOUR TELEVISION"
"TELEVISION IS DRUGS"
and
"DIE MTV DIE"
 

John Spencer

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Just saw this one on the way to work this morning: "If I gave a shit, you'd be the first to get it."

Had me rolling.
 

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