Funiest Purchase Combination You've Made or Seen (1 Viewer)

[Chad R]

While waiting in line at the grocery my wife pointed out a very eager young man in the express lane with a very funny purchase:
Two boxes of condoms, and a disposable camera.
That got me thinking of some other funny combos I've seen. At the video store I actually saw someone rent in the same transaction:
'Joe Dirt' and 'Citizen Kane.'
And the worst I ever made personally was
Package of toilet paper and Pepto Bismol. Nothing else.
Any others?
Edit: Crap, messed up the dang subject line!!

 

[David Von Pein]

I would love to see this combo in the checkout lane!......

 

[Joe Bernardi]

The guy in front of me at the grocery store had nothing but about 20 cans of cat food and a dozen or so large bottles of soda.

I thought, "He's having a cat party!"

 

[Jan H]

Filmwise, the funniest purchase available is the two-fer Pi and Requiem for a Dream DVD 2-pack for half of the price of the Backdraft/Apollo 13.
Purchase-wise, I've made a few myself that I blush to repeat here.

 

[Travis Olson]

Homer's Purchase:
"Hi, um, let me have one those porno magazines, large box of condoms, bottle of Old Harper, couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks and one of those disposable enemas, na make it two."

 

[Morgan Jolley]

One time, on Mischief Night, we went to the grocery store and bought a ton of toilet paper.

 

[BillBobs]

April 30, 1803: Louisiana, Arkansas, Missouri, Iowa, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Wyoming, Minnesota, Oklahoma, Colorado and Montana.... all at the same time! Crazy!

 

[Mark_vdH]

Two weeks ago, on Amazon.co.uk:
Perfect Partner
Buy Salo Or The 120 Days Of Sodom [1975] with Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone - Wide Sc... DVD today! Buy Together Today: £36.98

 

[Zen Butler]

my old roommate and I , at the store
12pk of Northern and 10 5/$1 Tina's Frozen Burritos we were poor at the time
more recent
Snow White and Buttman in Rio
yes those are two separate titles

 

[Leila Dougan]

At a store, a guy was purchasing an XXX mag, a bottle of lotion, and a snickers bar. As if the candybar would foil the rest of us

 

[Jesse Skeen]

I went to Fry's to get Harry Potter since they had the lowest price on it, and ended up also buying an interactive porn disc called "Search for the Golden Panties" (after some segments you get to pick what the main character does next), also got a memory card for my Pornsta- I mean Playstation 2
Back when I rented VHS at the Wherehouse, the guy in line in front of me rented "Driving Miss Daisy" which had just been released that week, and another tape called "Ball Busters". I wanted to say to the cashier "Well, I know ONE of those won Best Picture, but I forget which!"

 

[Joe Tilley]

I always love it when you see someone in the video store with a pile of crappy movies & a porno somewhere in the middle I think it much funner when you just got the balls to walk up with a few pornos & just to throw them off grab some sappy romance movie,when you get to register ask them if they sell KY jelly & tissue
I good friend of mine done this before & it was fricken hilarious

 

[Patrick McCart]

The Elephant Man and Legally Blonde.