Four-eared Kitten Needs Home

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  1. Malcolm R

    Malcolm R Executive Producer

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    She's cute...I want one. [​IMG]

    MSNBC
     
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    How adorable
     
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    Very cute.

    But I don't see the significance for this to be called news.
     
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    Hmm, the owner is giving the kitten away because he can't aford the neuturing costs? Yet if you take this kitten in, it will be neutured and given to you? Why don't the farmers give the kittens to themselves and have it neutured for free??? Something seems odd...

    Jay
     
  6. ChrisHeflen

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    What? Huh? What'd you say?
     
  7. Max Leung

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    (That's so cool!)

    Gee, people complain about genetic engineering, and yet they turn a blind eye to this natural abomination!

    Mother nature should never be allowed to tamper with genes in such a beastly and morally repugnant way. Down with nature! Boycott all natural products until this outrage is stopped!

    Next thing you know there'll be 50-feet long squid wandering our ocean; apes wearing clothes and keeping 4 legged animals as pets; fish that grow legs and crawl out of the oceans; and monstrousities that lay eggs and yet are mammals. Oh the horror!
     
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    as dave chapelle would say

    "whooooooooowhaaaat?!"
     
  9. Erik.Ha

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    "Four Eared Kitten"...

    That sounds like a slang term waiting to be coined...
     
  10. BrettB

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    "He could hear better than a four-eared kitten." [​IMG]

    What's not to love? An extra set of ears to rub between your thumb and forefinger. [​IMG]
     
  11. mark alan

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    It's a surround sound cat!!!![​IMG]
     
  12. Malcolm R

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    [​IMG]


    What is that, 4.1? Four ears and a purring subwoofer? [​IMG]
     
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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    I'm with Malcolm. 4.1 it is. [​IMG]
     
  14. Julie K

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    Don't be ridiculous. Cats don't have a subwoofer.

    They have a submewer.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. BrettB

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    No, it's not auditory at all, it's Sensurround. [​IMG]
     
  16. Julie K

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    Hey, cats say "mew" as well as "meow"....

    As for Sensurround, well, remember that old marketing thing with the Earthquake movies and you'd feel your seat vibrating as the earthquake is happening on screen? Cats have that too. [​IMG]
     
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    If we don't have one already, I say we make that cat the official mascot of the forum.

    Names....
    Dolby
    4.1 (as afore mentioned)
    Fosgate
    ES or EX...?
     
  18. BrettB

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    Absolutely great idea!

    How about HTFourum ?
     
  19. Malcolm R

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    Well, Fluffy Pumpkin has always been the sole nominee for official cat of HTF. Perhaps we need to set up a vote.
     
  20. Scott Strang

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    It helps with hunting. He can hear his prey coming and going.

    Then again hearing birds in the front channels and mice in the rear will make deciding which to eat a possibly difficult choice.
     

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