I need something clever to say. I know what I want to say, but I dont know enough words in my head to say it.(weird) 1. I know a girl who keeps calling me a hipocryt. (chilish) She says she's not, but I know she is. She is also a little crazy. She acts like we are friends, but she hates me..(so Im told) What "clever thing" can I say? -I hope someone replies 2. I know a really hard core church guy allways trying to convert me. Everything he says and does has to do with making me think that church is great. Thats not the way I feel! He has been trying to convert me for about four years now. He asks his parents how to approch me with diffrent "conversion methods." He has no idea I know that. WHat the heck should I say? (again, smart people welcome here) Thanks for any advise!