Favourite Evil Dead Series Quote

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  1. Paul_D

    Paul_D Cinematographer

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    Mine is from 'Army of Darkness' and goes as follows:

    Evil Ash: You will never receive the Necronomicon. You'll get killed in the graveyard before you get it.

    Good Ash: You've got something on your face.

    [Evil Ash squirms trying to look at his own face]

    [Good Ash shovels dirt onto his face]

    Good Ash: See how that works!

    .....

    You really have to see to find it funny!:b
     
  2. SteveGon

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    I'll go with: Give me some sugar, baby!"
     
  3. Brian Kissinger

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    There are so many. Anything from Bruce is pure gold. Still the few that stand out are:

    "You're going down!" Ash to his beloved possessed girlfriend's head as he's about to cut her into pieces.

    "Ha!" Ash to his evil hand when it gets caught in the mousetrap.

    "That's just what we call pillow talk, baby."

    Bruce Cambell + Sam Raimi = Genius
     
  4. Inspector Hammer!

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    Oh boy, where to begin! I'll start with 'Evil Dead 2'...
    Ash's reflection in the mirror...
    "Fine? We just cut up our girlfreind with a chainsaw, does that sound...fine?"
    Ash...
    "Groovy."
    Ash...
    "I said I was alright! Now you listen to me! I'M ALRIGHT! I'm alright."
    Ash...
    "Evil bastards, we'll blow your butts to kingdom come! See if we don't."
    And now 'Army of Darkness'...
    Ash...
    "Alright you primitive screwheads listen up! You see this? This, is my BOOMSTICK! A 12 gauge double barrel Remington, S Mart's top o the line. You can find it in the sporting goods department. Yeah this baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan, retails for about 109.95, has a walnut stock, cobolt blue steel, and a hair trigger. Shop smart, shop S-Mart."
    Ash...
    "Well helllooo mister fancypants! I got news for ya, you aint leading but two things right now, jack and shit, and jack left town."
    Ash...
    "Hey, wait a minute! I never even saw these assholes before!"
    Ash...
    "Listen, I don't care about your books, I don't care about your bullshit..."
    Ash...
    "Well, that's just what we call, pillow talk baby."
    Ash...
    "Yeah yeah, get the fuck out of my face!"
    Ash...
    "First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me(spits out cherry pit)....blow."
    Ash...
    "Yo, she bitch. Come get some."
    Ash...
    "It's a trick, get an axe."
    Ash...
    "Klatu, Varata, NikCAUGH CAUGH!!"
    Well, I think I should leave some for someone else![​IMG]
     
  5. Ken_Jones

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    "Good... Bad... I'm The Guy With The Gun" - Army Of Darkness
     
  6. Brad_W

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    "Klaatu, Barada, NiCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH" -Army of Darkness
     
  7. John Spencer

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    "Close the door! What, were ya born in a barn? Oh yeah, you probably were born in a barn..."
     
  8. PeteD

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    Simple:

    Ash: "Yeah. Maybe my guys can stop them from getting the book.. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese Jet Pilot!"

    Which I think is cut out of the directors cut, but i'm not sure.

    P.
     
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    Sheila: You found me beautiful once...

    Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!
     
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    Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?

    Ash: Nope, Just me baby...... Just me.

    Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with....... molecular structures.
     
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  13. Paul_D

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    I forgot about this one:

     
  14. Martin G

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    "groovy"
     
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    I've had this one on my "reply" for a while now.
     
  16. Ron Eastman

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    I had never seen Army of Darkness and had my first viewing on November 1st. My buddy Eric had been telling me to watch it for quite some time so after I was done I emailed him. The following is our email exchange over the next 24 hours as we cited quotes. This movie is just so damned quotable! (Best if read from the bottom up and sorry for the length.)

    ----Original Message Follows----
    From: Eric Harrison
    To: Ron Eastman
    Subject: RE: klaatu verrata nectu
    Date: Fri, 2 Nov 2001 14:26:14 -0800
    "Look! The Deadites approach!"
    -----Original Message-----
    From: Ron Eastman
    Sent: Friday, November 02, 2001 2:23 PM
    To: [email protected]******.com
    Subject: RE: klaatu verrata nectu
    Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
    ----Original Message Follows----
    From: Eric Harrison
    To: Ron Eastman
    Subject: RE: klaatu verrata nectu
    Date: Fri, 2 Nov 2001 10:42:02 -0800
    "Get off of me you crazy bitch"
    -----Original Message-----
    From: Ron Eastman
    Sent: Friday, November 02, 2001 12:36 PM
    To: [email protected]******.com
    Subject: RE: klaatu verrata nectu
    You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town.
    ----Original Message Follows----
    From: Eric Harrison
    To: Ron Eastman
    Subject: RE: klaatu verrata nectu
    Date: Fri, 2 Nov 2001 10:20:27 -0800
    "Baby you got real ugly!"
    -----Original Message-----
    From: Ron Eastman
    Sent: Friday, November 02, 2001 12:09 PM
    To: [email protected]******.com
    Subject: RE: klaatu verrata nectu
    Shop smart. Shop S-Mart
    ----Original Message Follows----
    From: Eric Harrison
    To: Ron Eastman
    Subject: RE: klaatu verrata nectu
    Date: Fri, 2 Nov 2001 09:33:46 -0800
    "This is my boom stick!"
    -----Original Message-----
    From: Ron Eastman
    Sent: Friday, November 02, 2001 11:32 AM
    To: [email protected]******.com
    Subject: RE: klaatu verrata nectu
    Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
    ----Original Message Follows----
    From: Eric Harrison
    To: Ron Eastman
    Subject: RE: klaatu verrata nectu
    Date: Fri, 2 Nov 2001 08:05:31 -0800
    YOU KNOW THE WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!! "Gimme some sugar baby."
    -----Original Message-----
    From: Ron Eastman
    Sent: Thursday, November 01, 2001 9:39 PM
    To: E Harrison
    Subject: klaatu verrata nectu
    Klaatu verrata necktie? nickel???
     
  17. Brad_W

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    "Made in Grand Rapids, Michigan."

    I think he said GR.

    Great if your from Michigan... which I am. I actually live about 45 minutes from there.
     
  18. Artur Meinild

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    The best quote in the context is IMO:

    "Gimme some sugar baby!"
     
  19. Kevin M

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    "G..Give me back...MY HAND!"
    "Someone's in my fruit cellar!"
    "AAHHH!"
    "Someone with a fresh SOOOOUUUUUUUL!!!"
     

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