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Mike Frezon

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Well...YouTube just happens to have this little clip, fashioned by a fangirl...that seems to answer the question:
 

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Originally Posted by Jason Charlton

Wow - is there nothing in this world that can't be answered by YouTube or Wikipedia?


Didn't use either. Just my memory. I have this movie memorized. I'm a geek. It's what I do.
 
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From "Animal Crackers"

Spaulding: What do you fellas get an hour?
Ravelli: For playing, we get-a ten dollars an hour.
Spaulding: I see. What do you get for not playing?
Ravelli: Twelve dollars an hour.
Spaulding: Well, clip me off a piece of that.
Ravelli: Now for rehearsing, we make special rate. That's-a fifteen dollars an hour...That's-a for rehearsing.
Spaulding: And what do you get for not rehearsing?
Ravelli: You couldn't afford it.

http://www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/195786/htf-review-the-marx-brothers-silver-screen-collection
 

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"I am big. It's the pictures that got small." from Sunset Boulevard.

http://www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/278128/htf-dvd-review-sunset-boulevard-centennial-collection
 

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Movie: Major League
Character: Harry Doyle (Bob Uecker)
Quote: "Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor. "

Here's a link to the HTF review of the Major League Blu-ray Disc:

http://www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/287861/htf-blu-ray-review-major-league-wild-thing-edition
 

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From Rosemary's Baby --

Rosemary: What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!
Roman Castavet: He has his father's eyes.


http://www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/262328/deleted-footage-rosemary-s-baby
 

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Great quote...wrong studio :) (GhostBusters was released by Columbia)

Originally Posted by Johnny Angell

From Ghostbusters:

Man at Elevator: What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?
Dr. Peter Venkman: No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve.
Man at Elevator: That's gotta be some cockroach.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Bite your head off, man.
Dr Ray Stantz: [Entering elevator] Going up?
Man at Elevator: I'll take the next one.

I always thought the Man at Elevator delivered his lines perfectly.
 

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From Catch 22:

Yossarian: Ok, let me see if I've got this straight. In order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy. And I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy anymore, and I have to keep flying.

Doc Daneeka: You got it, that's Catch-22.

Yossarian: Whoo... That's some catch, that Catch-22.

Doc Daneeka: It's the best there is.
 

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Originally Posted by Neil Middlemiss

Great quote...wrong studio :) (GhostBusters was released by Columbia)
Ah, I had relied on previous poster using the Ghostbusters. How about Galaxy Quest:

Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?
Jason Nesmith: 'Cause it's on the television show.
Gwen DeMarco: Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!

There's a million good ones in Galaxy Quest.

www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/294635/htf-blu-ray-review-galaxy-quest
 

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From: [SIZE= larger]The Court Jester[/SIZE]

"The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true."

Comedy excerpt:
Mildred Natwick = Griselda: You will not die you will not have to fight him. Griswold dies as he drinks the toast.

Danny Kaye = The Court Jester = Sir Giacomo: What?

Griselda: Listen, I've put a pellet of poison in one of the vessels.

Sir Giacomo: Which one?

Griselda: The one with the finger of a pestle.

Sir Giacomo: The vessel with the pestle?

Griselda: Yes. But you don't want the vessel with the pestle, you want the chalice from the palace.

Sir Giacomo: I don't want the vessel with the pestle, I want the chalice from the what?

Glynis Johns = Maid Jean: The Chalice from the palace.

Sir Giacomo: Hmm?

Griselda: It's a little crystal chalice with the figure of a palace.

Sir Giacomo: Does the chalice from the palace have the pellet with the poison?

Griselda: No, the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pessel.

Sir Giacomo: Oh, the pestle with the vessel.

Maid Jean: The vessel with the pestle.

Sir Giacomo: What about the palace from the chalice?

Griselda: Not the palace from the chalice, the chalice from the palace.

Sir Giacomo: Where's the pellet with the poison?

Griselda: In the vessel with the pestle.

Maid Jean: Don't you see. the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle.

Griselda: The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

Maid Jean: So easy, I can say it.

Sir Giacomo: Well then you fight him.

Griselda: Listen carefully. The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

Sir Giacomo: We're the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

Maid Jean: Good man!

Griselda: Just remember that.

http://www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/200598/the-court-jester

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Spock: "There's an old Vulcan proverb -- Only Nixon could go to China"

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

http://www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/283042/paramount-press-release-star-trek-original-motion-picture-collection-trilogy-bd

Jay
 

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[SIZE= larger]Once Upon a Time in the West[/SIZE]

Harmonica: And Frank?
Snaky: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
[snickers]
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many.

HTF Review
http://www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/150590/htf-review-once-upon-a-time-in-the-west-very-highly-recommended
 

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Here an oldy but a goody.
Moive : The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

Ransom Stoddard: You're not going to use the story, Mr. Scott?

Maxwell Scott: No, sir. This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
...gene
 

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