favorite Friends memories (1 Viewer)

[Scott Walburn]

My favorite episode is the Thanksgiving episode, where they play the game of football for the Gellar cup. The Gellar cup is one of those stupid trolls nailed to a piece of wood. I live for that episode.

 

[Jeff Gatie]

You are correct, I've edited my forgetfulness:b .

 

[Rob Speicher]

My favorite, too.

 

[Mike Slade]

From when Eddie was living with Chandler:
Chandler: Well that's not even a real fish. That's a goldfish cracker

After Ross finds out what Rachels letter asked him:
Rachel: We are sooo over!
Ross: Uh uh uh uh. FINE BY ME!!!

And i think this was in the one where Mr Heckles died:
Joey: Did they go to the zoo? Supposably. (nods to confirm that sounds right)

 

[EricW]

i like later on in that episode when he tries to bring the couch back.

(from memory)

ross: i would like to return this couch.
salesperson: this couch?
ross: yes.
salesperson: this couch is cut in half.
ross: yes, that's why i'd like to return it.
salesperson: did you cut this couch in half?
ross: look... this couch is cut in HALF. i would like to return it for another couch that is not cut IN HALF.
salesperson: you expect me to take back a couch you cut in half?
ross: look, i am a reasonable person... i will accept credit.
salesperson: i'll give you credit in the amount of 5 dollars
ross: i will take it.

 

[Benny G]

The One With Two Parties

...when Ross fetches Rachel's father's glasses and cigarettes from M+R's apartment..ends up wearing the glasses...puts a cigarette in his mouth...and meets Rachel's father in the hallway

That one cracks me up every single time....

 

[PS Nystrom]

The One with the List

Chandler's short story he has to make up on the fly because it is actually a pro/con list between Julie and Rachel...

"It was summer, and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. 'Oh look,' cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever."

 

[PS Nystrom]

The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs

This is about the States game where the contestant has to name all 50 states in 6 minutes...

Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?

Chandler: Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states.

Joey: Wow! Who's well educated now, Mr. I-forgot-10-states?

Ross: No, just give me another minute.

Chandler: Look Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay? That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.

 

[Carl Miller]

Also my favorite. I also liked the similar joke with the little car Ross bought and couldn't get out of the parking space:

Just lift......and slide

Lift....and slide.....

And Chandler and Eddie:

Eddie: "This is a little out of the blue don't you think"?
Chandler: Out of the blue. This is smack dab in the middle of the blue".

 

[Rob Speicher]

What episode was that? I thought I had seen every episode but that one doesn't sound at all familiar.

 

[Gregg Shiu]

Joey: "Mmmm... noodle soup."
Audition lady: "That's good, but the line is 'Mmmm... soup.'"
Joey: "How's that different?"

and later...

Joey: "Mmmm... soup. I mean noodle soup! I mean-"
Kid (slams fist on table): "C'MON!"

 

[Benny G]

The One Where They All Turn Thirty

Season 7

 

[Benny G]

..and one more.

When they're in London, and Joey is alone in the hotel room. He turns on the tv and the Cheers theme song is playing, and then he gets all homesick. Soooooo nice.

 

[Michael Martin]

"Get out of my chair DILLHOLE!"

"You have to stop the q-tip when there's resistance!"

Your tailor is a very bad man."

"Why would anyone turn off their TV?"

"Outside - bad. Inside - good!"

 

[DougFND]

Joey -

"It's a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion, just doesn't matter. It's moo.".

Not word for word, I'm sure. But close.

 

[Sean Cauley]

That whole argument scene may be my favorite bit in the entire series:
"You fell asleep?"

"Eighteen pages. Front and back!"

"Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means 'you are;' Y-O-U-R means 'your!'"

"I hope you don't have any trouble falling asleep!"
"That's okay; I've still got your letter!"

 

[Kelly W]

I don't remember the episode or season, but I love the moment when Joey and Chandler are in their apartment and somebody is coming to the door (of whom they are afraid) and Chandler has the bottle of dish soap. Just as Joey is about to open the door, Chandler yells, "Wait!" and reaches around to pull the tiny top up on the soap bottle.

It is very visual, but when I saw it, I had to replay those few seconds over and over again.

Sorry I couldn't be more specific, but I'm sure somebody here knows what I am talking about.

-Kelly

 

[Michael Martin]

It was the episode that aired after the Superbowl, back in 1996. The person they were afraid of was Brooke Shields' character, a rabid and delusional fan of Joey's character on Days of Our Lives.

 

[Chris_Morris]

"Hornswagle?! What, are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock?"



Chris

 

[Chad R]

Joey: Remember the last time we got stuck in here when Ross and Rachel were fighting? So, I hid some stuff in here if it happened again, chocolate, condoms.

Chanlder: condoms?

Joey: Yeah, in case we have to repopulate the world.

Chandler: And condoms will help in that.