I'd like to know how many other old Russian ladies are harboring malnourished aliens. This is an outrage and demands further investigation. Aliens are people too, I think, on second thought....
You know, they could almost be describing my Uncle Mort. He went missing in the mid-nineties and we always wondered what had happened to him. Do you think I should contact the Russians?
Incidentally, 'Pravda' means 'truth' in Russian, and 'Tas' (the name of the central Russian news agency) means 'news'. Hence the adage in the old USSR - 'in The News is no truth and in The Truth is no news'.