Hey, someone sent me a few lines out of the book that they translated so I took the time to translate the rest of the book. Here they are: pg6: "Dedicated to those who bled for The Evil Dead and their families, friends, and fans. TS." Pg8: "For you scholars out there this is the ancient language of...bullskrit AKA as font of the dead. I hope you enjoy decoding this as much as I did. Read on." pg9: "I can draw skulls all day long." pg10: "Employees must wash hands before returning to workplace thanks" pg11: "Bow down before me and beg fo...hey it's Sam" pg12: "Raw. Medium. Well." Pg13: "Get a load. Flying Deadites. Tom must be psychic." Pg14: "Visit lovely Kandar Castle." pg15: "Not Scientifically Accurate...Gross huh?" pg16: "Been reel kids. Make Movies not war." Some letters were hard to make out. Double E's are drawn as one character, but if you look at the normal E it is just 2 stacked. There are some symbols that are mixed in that don't have to do with what is written. On page 11, there is a figure that looks like a sketch of Sam Raimi. Pretty cool, I must say. I hope nobody else has figured this out, since it took a while to decipher.