Everlasting Homestarrunner.com quotes thread (1 Viewer)

[Kevin Porter]

There's gotta be a whole bunch of Homestar Runner fans on this site. It's time to come out of the woodwork and fellowship with one another through the magic of quotes:

"We'll blow up the ocean!!"

"Now Coach Z, let me hear your deleted.

DALORTED!!"

"I think I have a chance with this guy"

 

[Christ Reynolds]

no two people are not on fire.

CJ

 

[Philip Hamm]

I was raised by a cup of coffee

I'm a song from the sixties!

 

[Bruce N]

Marzipan!

 

[Randy Tennison]

Experience the terror of our gift shop!

 

[Brett DiMichele]

The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, the scroll so smooth like the butta on da muffins...

 

[Andrew 'Ange Hamm' Hamm]

Cheat Commandos-Os! Ridiculous breakfast!
Buy all our playsets and toys!

SB: Okay, let's get down to brass tacks.
HR: Oh, I didn't bwing any. I dwove.
SB: This is gonna be painful.
HR: What, the tacks? I'll bet! Twy not to sit on any.

 

[MarkHastings]

Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!!!!!!!!!

 

[DonRoeber]

hey, I'm the bee!

 

[Garrett Lundy]

Ringtoss Operator: No! You have to get the rings inside the bottle.




WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

 

[Mark Shannon]

The Cheat...Is Grounded

Yeah, I heard a techno once. It went like boom boom boom.....

Check it out check it out check it out...

 

[Greg.K]

Hey, Steve!

 

[John Spencer]

You better hope those twees you're hugging come to save you when Gordon Wightfoot comes cweepin' round yo' back stairs!

 

[Andrew 'Ange Hamm' Hamm]

The Cheat Commandos will never find us since we moved to my Nana's back yard!

Come to the place where tropical breezes blow
Come to the coolest place I know
The people are so great
But really there's only me
And that means I'm so great
And also there's the Cheat
Oh there's the Cheat in the place where tropical breezes blow
The Cheat in the coolest place I know
The ones are always cold
And the parties last all night
And there's probably lots of chocolate
And population tire
Population... tire!

 

[Kevin Porter]

I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOY!!

ARROWED!!

 

[KyleK]

"MSG'd!"
"The system is down. the system is down. the system is..."
"Somebody tried to cram-a-lam-a swiss cake roll into the disk drive!"

 

[Dome Vongvises]

My blood hurts.

 

[Gregg Shiu]

All right! I mean, soooo good!

Sewiously!