Henry Gale
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After over half a century of childless bliss, the new girlfriend has 6 & 8 year old daughters. So, I must really be in love.
In a few days there will be some sort of 4-H event where Santa hands out gifts. Why isn't an actual breeding father doing this? Idunno....maybe 'cause my sweetie owns the Santa outfit.
Any advice? How to handle children pulling Santa's beard? Kicking Santa's *#%@+ or shins? Asking Santa for a baby brother?
Arm me with your experiences and best advice, please!
Jim
In a few days there will be some sort of 4-H event where Santa hands out gifts. Why isn't an actual breeding father doing this? Idunno....maybe 'cause my sweetie owns the Santa outfit.
Any advice? How to handle children pulling Santa's beard? Kicking Santa's *#%@+ or shins? Asking Santa for a baby brother?
Arm me with your experiences and best advice, please!
Jim