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DaveBB

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A friend sent me this ebay auction:

(Admin note - link removed, no active auction links are allowed, but feel free to search on "colon cleansing kit")

Spent a good hour laughing.The best has to be the quote: It's Gross and It's Mine!!
 

Garrett Lundy

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I'm certainly not going to question the health-nature of fasting and colonic cleansing (well known to medicine), but for the love of Cthulhu and all that is holy, don't post pictures!
 

Shawn C

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It's unbelievable what people try to sell! It's even more amazing that people actually buy this stuff!
 

Doug Miller

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I thought the fecal matter was for sale. Now that would have been scary.

Doug
 

JamesCB

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60 lbs of matter in Elvis' colon? C'mon, thats about 1/4 of his body weight. I'm having a hard time beleiving that. Can anyone confirm it?

James
 

Joe Spratley

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This should also be sold as a diet. After seeing this you don't want to eat for a week.
 

LewB

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As someone who's had 2 colonoscopies done, I say that is this a pile of doo-doo !

My first rememberance of this myth of stuff living in your colon was in Bevery Hills Cop when Judge Reinholt says something like 'the average person has 5 lbs of red meat in their colon'.

I'm amazed by folks who buy expensive preparations to do what a couple of cups of black coffee or a Big Mac will do on the cheap :D :D
 

JamesCB

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Thanks, Todd. I didn't think of checking Snopes on this one. I knew that sounded ridiculous.

James
 

Jeff Ulmer

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I don't know about you, but a Big Mac colonic doesn't sound very appealing, special sauce or not.
 

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