Dumbest Lawsuit Ever!!!!!

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  1. Scott Thomas

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  2. Kevin T

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    this thread has profoundly distrubed me. you will be hearing from my attorney, mr. thomas!!

    kevin t
     
  3. Michael Reuben

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    It's a Russian court. Maybe it's typical of the type of claims they get there. [​IMG]

    M.
     
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    She'll get it.











    We're doomed as a race....
     
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    I want off this rock.........

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    What should be a Weekly World News item instead has an AP byline. Frightening.
     
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    If they're wrong, then she'll have a REAL lawsuit...if there's time [​IMG]

    Mort
     
  9. Jeff Ulmer

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    As if they are going to say "oops, we f*cked up, WE"RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

    I don't know if my astrologer believes that interfering with the movement of celestial bodies has ne effect. [​IMG]
     
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    Is that your favorite phrase or something?

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    "Doomed As A Race.......I mean Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?!" [​IMG]
     
  12. Jeff D Han

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    After reading rubbish like this, I can't help
    but think that, when shit like this is quickly
    thrown out of court, why doesn't the press report
    the failure of the attempted frivolous lawsuits?
    It seems to me that the failed attempts at coming
    after undeserved money doesn't get the same volume
    of coverage as the shock factor of the lawsuit itself.
    At the risk of having too much faith in humanity, I
    honestly think that 99.999 percent of these despicable
    lawsuits aren't successful. This crackpot in Russia
    won't win- how could she prove her claim? She shouldn't
    get a dime. I hope the cockroach who is representing her
    is proud of himself.
     
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    NASA has released a report that states that this collision with the comet has caused a severe, irreversible extinction level event to the galaxy but only, and I repeat, only to people who believe that having the moon in their Jupiter shadow makes them have a good day.

    As Bugs Bunny would say "What a maroon".

    Bruce
     
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    I wonder if I can sue the scientists that cloned Dolly the sheep by claiming that their actions have harmed my ability to divine the future by reading sheep's entrails.

    Or perhaps I can sue all geneticists to prevent them from genetically modifying camellia sinensis plants and thereby harming my future ability to read tea leaves effectively.

    And I must have an open and shut case against companies like Bell, Trek, Specialized, Scwinn, etc. because the continued use of their safety helmets is interfering with my phrenology readings.

    Or maybe I should just sue all of the astrologers because they are inaccurately reporting my fortune by ignoring the precession of the Earth. At least I wasn't born under the neglected sign of Ophiuchus.

    [​IMG]

    I'm angry that I have to waste so many brain cells on even a basic knowledge of all this bullshit.

    Brad
     
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    I think she has a point.

    I just did my laundry. Every pair of socks matched perfectly.

    No single lonesome sock leftover

    No extra socks that don't match up with each other

    perfect matching, about 25 pairs of socks

    The fundamental fabric of the universe has been altered.

    I'm afraid, very afraid.

    Adam
     
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    I've mastered that and always use it to try and impress someone. Not so great in bars when they pull that "no shirt" clause out. :b
     
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    And presumably her claim was transferred to the USA using a communications satellite ...
     
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    Adam_S, I just did a load of laundry and ended up with 20 left foot socks and NO right foot socks. [​IMG]
     

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