All right, just a quick tour. The low grade stuff is over there, and that-I swear to Christ, don't ask me where I found it-is true retro: Timothy Leary Sunshine Lemon-Lime. I know, it's legendary. We've got some ice chips, and some orange juice in case you over do it. The pillows are mighty comfortable, and there are enough moon pies to feed Saigon. But most importantly, have fun, and if anyone wants on the net, I've got a lap top next to the couch.
Dookie doesn't streak like some household cleaners. Use it on glass, formica, and your fine wood surfaces.
C A U T I O N - Using this product in a manner other than it's indicated use is a violation of federal and state law. Intentionally inhaling the contents of Dookie can give you a killer buzz! oh, and brain damage too!
Dookie has an antibacterial formula that helps poor bacteria beef-up their strength with every new generation!