*Commercial Twitch or **Phantom Commercial pain? Are you neglecting your remote? Is the ruthless sacrifice of commercials by Big Streamers leaving a void in your life? If so, I suggest a good stiff shot of bourbon. There is nothing better to relieve the distressing symptoms of cold sobriety. *The twitch when your start to reach for your remote and you remember you don’t need it. ** The emptiness you feel when there are no commercials to be vanquished.