Do you fear the imminent approach of Turkey Knapp? (1 Viewer)

[Clinton McClure]

That was the icy breath of the Turkey Knapp sending chills up your spine. Oh my.....one and half hours left!

 

[Jeff Kleist]

You guys do realize that the keeper has to unlock the Turkey coop, it's not scripted

 

[Leif Wall]

Word on the street is that he's out. He's wandering out there somewhere.

 

[Rob Lutter]

"They're coming." -Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings

 

[Kirk Gunn]

5AM EST and no sign of the beast....... I must get a life.....

 

[AllanN]

8:23 AM EST, and no Turkey Knapp? Is this supposed horror only a figment of some twisted moderators mind? I to, need a life.

 

[Craig S]

They're teasing us. Just when we all start to relax, thinking perhaps this year the horror will pass us by... BAM! TK will appear.

Be ever vigilant, friends.

 

[BrettB]

I may have saved us all. Last night, after the sun had set, in my backyard I built a fire and burned the 3 MAR DVDs from my collection while chanting lyrics from the Oompa LOompa song as best as I could remember. It appears to have worked.

 

[Cam S]

So where is this "thing"!?!?!?!

 

[MikeH1]

Turkey Knapp is taunting you Cam. He will appear when he feels you are ready.

 

[Carlo_M]

Turkey Knapp is taunting you Cam. He will appear when he feels you are ready.

Or more likely, when you are NOT ready! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Clinton McClure]

Hasn't shown up yet......He must be hiding and waiting....

 

[Wayne Bundrick]

Turkey Knapp's flight has been delayed. Yes, turkeys can fly. No, they can't fly very well.

 

[Keith Mickunas]

I fear that Turkey Knapp is lulling us into a false since of security by delaying his arrival. My gut tells me that he is waiting out there, waiting for us to let down our guards, and when we do he'll strike and he'll be more powerful than ever before. This does not bode well my friends.

 

[AllanN]

The end is near, beware. Look at what one of Turkey Knapp's minions did to my truck last year.
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[Wayne Bundrick]

Wow. I thought you were going to show us turkey-caliber bird droppings on your windshield.

 

[Kevin Alexander]

If you let your guard down, you're dead.

 

[Francois Caron]

The end is near, beware. Look at what one of Turkey Knapp's minions did to my truck last year.

So THAT'S what happens when you throw live turkeys out of a helicopter...

 

[Jeff Kleist]

Hahahahha

 

[Adil M]

I'm scared....

(typing w/ one hand and knife and fork in other)