Disney's new ride-movie: The Jungle Cruise

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  1. Ron-P

    Ron-P Producer

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    Just announced via the "Hollywood Report" on a local radio station, Star 98.7fm. Searching IMDB and other sites came up empty for further information.

    Has anyone else heard about this?
     
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    Like Pirates it will need to be loosely based on the ride.
     
  4. george kaplan

    george kaplan Executive Producer

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    Well the ride itself is loosely based on the African Queen, so it'll be interesting to see what kind of movie they end up creating. I can't imagine it being anything like, or anywhere near as good as the African Queen, though.
     
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    What's next, Churro Stand: The Movie?
     
  6. Nick Sievers

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    Remember about The Haunted Mansion as well, that wasn't recieved very well.
     
  7. ChrisMatson

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    Ahh...I haven't seen Mansion (and have no intention of ever seeing it) so I had not thought about it.

    So I guess this has a 50/50 shot at not sucking.
     
  8. perrin

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    What's next The Hall of Presidents or the Tiki Bird Room? I guess Disney has ran out of good ideas that they have turn to their attractions to get inspired. After Pirates of the Caribbean being hit, I guess they think this is where the money is at.

    perrin
     
  9. DanHaya

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    I'm holding out for a Carousel of Progress movie myself. [​IMG]
     
  10. TheLongshot

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    Actually, a 1 out of 3 chance. Forgot about The Country Bears....

    Jason
     
  11. LarryDavenport

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    I'm waiting for Teacups: The Reckoning.
     
  12. Ron-P

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    I'm holding out for the musical: "It's a Small World". Imagine, two hours of that song. You know, now that I've brought it up, you'll be singing it all day...[​IMG]
     
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    Ron,

    I'm seeing IaSW as a horror flick. [​IMG]
     
  14. Matt Butler

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    Will they shoot the guns at the hippos?! [​IMG]
     
  15. Marvin Richardson

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    How about "Autotopia: The Movie". A race to the death in miniature deathmobiles topping out at 3 mph.
     
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    I needed a good laugh and damn was that it !
     
  17. Ernest Rister

    Ernest Rister Producer

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    Other suggested Disney "Theme Park Experience" Movies:

    Spoiled Brat Screaming for Plush Toy: The Movie

    Angry Parent Beating Screaming Child in Public: The Movie

    The Horse Who Pooped While Pulling the Carriage Down Main Street: The Movie

    2-Yr. Old Child Terrified by 10-ft. Goofy: The Movie

    Who Moved My @#$%ing Stroller?: The Movie

    Damn, that Actress Dressed Up Like the Little Mermaid is HOT!: the Movie

    Obscenely Over-Weight Family Wearing Nothing but their Bathing Suits Decides to Cut through the Lobby on their way to the Hotel Pool: The Movie

    Park Employee Dressed as Aunt Polly Ladels out Lemonade from a Barrel All Day on Tom Sawyer's Island - At End of Day, Employee Finds Dead Rat at the Bottom of the Barrel: The Movie

    Hey, Let's Try to Walk on the Monorail Track: The Movie

    At EPCOT, Man Eats Oyster Platter at Coral Reef Resteraunt, then Ignores "Spinning" and "Motion Sickness" Warnings and Rides Mission: SPACE...and You Are Locked in the Seat Next to Him: The Movie
     
  18. LarryDavenport

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    If I may Marvin, I have a better title for your movie:

    Death Race Autopia starring David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone as they race through Disneyland, trying to rack up points by running over park employees dressed as Disney characters.
     
  19. John Kilduff

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    Larry's "Death Race Autopia" comment reminds me of something I did in my younger days on the Internet.

    I worked on an "Animaniacs!" fan fiction, and in one scene, I had Yakko riding a motorcycle and running over a guy in a Goofy costume.

    It didn't make the final cut, though.

    Sincerely,

    John Kilduff...

    Aaah, yes, those were the days.
     
  20. MatthewLouwrens

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    Ernest - Great movie ideas, but the film I definitely want to see is: I would be embarrassed while watching it, and hope no-one sees me walking out of the theatre, but I would definitely see it.

    She was definitely hot. (Sigh)
     

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