I am currently negotiating with my decor-conscious wife about whether I can put an Ultra in my great room in place of my Velo HGS-10, which is only 11" on all sides. Her initial response was "You think I am going to let you put a #@%&#*# ugly 3 1/2 foot black tower in my room! Just to get her to acquiesce to one Ultra, I had to buy her a fridge for the garage, an under-cabinet TV in the kitchen, a wood floor in my den, and a vacation in Santa Fe. Plus she is making me give up my beloved recliner for a loveseat. I also had to promise her a vacation in Santa Fe next year. At the rate I'm going, this is going to cost me about $2,000 for each additional decibel I plan on getting from the Ultra. Now, to make matters worse, TV tells me I really need two Ultras because of the size of my listening area (approximately 9-10,000 cubic feet). The odds of getting a second one don't look all that good at this point. By the time I get done buying her off, I won't be able to afford it. It strikes me that others may have fought the good fight with the great God of decor as I am curently doing. Does anyone out there have a wife who has come up with an innovative, attractive way to disguise, cover, surround, or otherwise obscure one or two SVS subs? Any ideas? Need help if I am going to get that second one.