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Bob Kavanaugh

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Every year at work we do a Dirty Santa gift exchange. Being the jokester that I am, I want to bring the craziest, funniest, most memorable, least desireable gift possible for under $15 (while keeping my job).

I am drawing a blank here....

Help me.
 

David McGough

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I once gave a frozen cow turd. Wife wrapped it up a nice box pretty paper with a red ribbon.. Just freeze it up big time.
you can even paint it to dry it up.

A pair of Grand Ma's old under wear big sizes



A old calander. not to dirty but different.
 

Bob Kavanaugh

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I thought about getting a thong or something, and picking the present myself if I got the chance, the problem with that, or the big tube of preperation H is that i'd have to buy it and risk being seen...
 

Malcolm R

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A package of extra-small condoms (though you'd have to be seen buying those, too). Shop where they don't know you. :D
 

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