Detroit Lions Joke of the Day

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  1. Jon_Are

    Jon_Are Cinematographer

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    This guy is watching a Lions game on TV with his buddies. The Lions score a touchdown. Suddenly, the guy's dog jumps up, starts barking and running in circles, then goes to everyone in the room and gives them a high-five.

    "Wow, that's amazing," says one of the guys, "what's he do when they win a game?"

    "I don't know," says the owner, "I've only had him a year."

    Jon
     
  2. Steve_Ch

    Steve_Ch Supporting Actor

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    "Our elite forces were searching through all the caves for bin Laden and they came across a cave with 11 guys in it that refused to come out, upon further investigation, it turns out they are the Detriot Lions starters".

    Jay Leno Tonight Show monologue.
     
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    Scott Merryfield Executive Producer

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    Did you know that they will be replacing the artificial turf in the Silverdome with paper for next week's game? Why? Because the Lions always look good on paper.
     

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