Detroit Lions Joke of the Day (1 Viewer)

[Jon_Are]

This guy is watching a Lions game on TV with his buddies. The Lions score a touchdown. Suddenly, the guy's dog jumps up, starts barking and running in circles, then goes to everyone in the room and gives them a high-five.

"Wow, that's amazing," says one of the guys, "what's he do when they win a game?"

"I don't know," says the owner, "I've only had him a year."

Jon

 

[Steve_Ch]

"Our elite forces were searching through all the caves for bin Laden and they came across a cave with 11 guys in it that refused to come out, upon further investigation, it turns out they are the Detriot Lions starters".

Jay Leno Tonight Show monologue.

 

[Scott Merryfield]

Did you know that they will be replacing the artificial turf in the Silverdome with paper for next week's game? Why? Because the Lions always look good on paper.