Da Hip Hop Witch! (starring Eminem as Vanilla Ice)

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  1. Gary->dee

    Gary->dee Screenwriter

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    Check this ish out.

    Eminem and Vanilla Ice in the same movie, dog! Whaaaat? Isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse?

    Scheduled for release on 6/17/2003, this gem undoubtly gets the coveted Worst Movie Title Award even if it is a good movie(which I doubt)! Why didn't they just call it Da Hip Hop Bitch!


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  2. Adam Tyner

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  3. Jeff Kleist

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    At least it's being honest with what he is. Vanilla Ice 2K
     
  4. John Berggren

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    And here I thought he was Hitler 2k. my bad.
     
  5. Gary->dee

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    Can you say Deluxe Superbit 2-disc treatment with holographic gold foil trimmed packaging? I knew you could. [​IMG]

    This could be the title to test the limits of the format and good taste.

    I'm going to be laughing to myself thinking about Da Hip Hop Bitch! all day now. I'm close to being certified as legally insane so I can do that. [​IMG]
     
  6. Mike Hutman

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    Man, this is funny. I have seen this movie.:b It's at my Friends movie store. I made him rent it.

    All I can say is that it SUCKS!!!

    We couldn't watch the whole thing. We turned it off after about 45 minutes into the movie. It is like one long Rap video.
     
  7. Gary->dee

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    LOL, despite seeing only 45 minutes of it(I'm guessing it's a 3 hour epic) please tell me that Em and Ice share numerous scenes together! [​IMG]
     
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    I like Eminem, but he's a pale imitation of Vanilla Ice.
     
  9. Mike Hutman

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    Eminem is in it for about 4 minutes. He does not want to leave his office because he's afraid the Hip Hop Witch is going to get him.
     
  10. Reginald Trent

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    Vanilla Ice in no compares to Eminem in rapping skillz. Eminem would wrap him up like a mummy make him sound like a dummy make him look so bad it wouldn't be funny. [​IMG]
     
  11. Jeff Kleist

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    Reginald, Eminem has no rapping skills, there's no rhythmn or rhyme ot what he does, he just talks through his songs. I'll take him on any day of the week. And I'll rap in Japanese. None of this stupid rap battle stuff. I'm talking about pure ability to spit out the words in a musical way
     
  12. Reginald Trent

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    Jeff, we'll just agree to disagree.[​IMG]
     
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  14. Jeff Kleist

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    Jasen, rapping is not talking, rapping has rhythmn and form

    I will take him on, I'll take YOU on, same rules any day of the week.
     
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    Yes! You GO Jeff! LOL! And this is why I visit this site every day! Great stuff to be had each and every time!
     
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    I was wondering when somebody would put in a negative vote for Eminem. This fool is some sort of media hypnotist. Jeff.. I believe the term you may be looking for is FLOW. The boy has none. Something that I have maintained since day 1. He was a curiosity in the hip-hop community at first because of the novelty of his being Caucasian...then just blew up when white folk heard about him. Occasional intriguing lyrics admittedly but no flow... sorry folks. He sounds like the sterotypical nerdy white boy when he raps. But sorry...weren't we talking about DVDs?
     
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    Gotta disagree with Jeff and Anthony here. Eminem has flow, it's just not of the usual cadance or style. It's very choppy, very odd. It's good, it's different than a lot of stuff out there.


    And to bring things back to DVD, here is a plug for Fear of a Black Hat, the finest hip-hop documentary [​IMG] ever, finally coming to DVD this summer!
     
  18. Randy A Salas

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    The upcoming DVD is another Artisan crapfest. It's full-frame (like Blair Witch Project, the OAR of the film) but all of the extras from the previous DVD--director's commentary, extra scenes, interviews, trailers--have been removed. This is according to the packaging. I have no plan of opening this bomb.
     
  19. Gary->dee

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  20. CraigEG

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    though i love to hate on em.. i gotta admit that the boy got flow.
     

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