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NickSo

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haha, Leno did a joke on this story a week or so ago...

"Scientists recently found the part of the body that causes men to cheat on their significant others"...

"Uhhh, yeah, the penis"...

something like that... its been a week or so, ive forgotten...
 

John Watson

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....a few random thoughts....

Hmmm, chastity belts, castration, or a gene cocktail.

St Augustine's prayer : "Lord, make me good, but not yet!"

Just say no!


Seriously,I am so tired of this "genetic modification" approach, based on we've found the gene for fatness, stupidity, or whetever, and in a few years we'll be able to profitably treat you.

Did Mary Shelley write in vain?
 

Dave Poehlman

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Is there a gene that will keep voles from tearing up my lawn?



My wife teaches at a low-income school and this describes about 80% of the fathers.... unfortunately it also describes quite a few of the mothers.
 

Eric Samonte

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Max....while u have a terribly nice intentions, u break the one cardinal rule which gets cheating husbands in trouble 99% of the time. YOU JUST ADMITTED YOU HAVE A PROBLEM....Remember the 11th and 12th commandement....Never get caught and...Never admit it was u.:b
 

Max Leung

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Hey wait a minute..I thought it was always pre-emptively the guys fault, even if he hasn't done anything yet! You know...like original sin. :D
 

Max Leung

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Hey wait a minute..I thought it was always pre-emptively the guys fault, even if he hasn't done anything yet! You know...like original sin. :D
 

MarkHastings

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There are plenty of men who would NEVER think of cheating.

Women wouldn't complain about cheating boyfiends/husbands if they'd simply stop getting involved with slime balls. ;)

Fix the CAUSE of the problem and not the EFFECTS of the problem.
 

MarkHastings

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There are plenty of men who would NEVER think of cheating.

Women wouldn't complain about cheating boyfiends/husbands if they'd simply stop getting involved with slime balls. ;)

Fix the CAUSE of the problem and not the EFFECTS of the problem.
 

JonZ

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"Women wouldn't complain about cheating boyfiends/husbands if they'd simply stop getting involved with slime balls"

Nah, they'd rather complain and talk about what shit men are.
 

JonZ

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"Women wouldn't complain about cheating boyfiends/husbands if they'd simply stop getting involved with slime balls"

Nah, they'd rather complain and talk about what shit men are.
 

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