A good effort. As someone else posted, there very well could be a market for this, but maybe not in the mainstream press.
If you need to refer to Tim's "condition" in future strips, perhaps you could substitute "zombie" for "partially decomposed corpse". This would not only save space, but it's also more specifically correct when referring to an animated corpse. In other words, "partially decomposed" does not in itself suggest the ability to speak or move.