Last night my neighbors called and said they had called the police. Apparently there was a woman standing in front of my house screaming at my Halloween decorations. (I have a pretty elaborate Halloween display in my front yard, in fact the local hayride rerouted so it could come past my house.) My neighbors said the lady was yelling threatening things at my house like "You're gonna wish you were dead!" so they called the police. When the police showed up, the lady was gone but my neighbors got her description. Now I wonder what her story is. I live in a quiet suburban neighborhood and in 6 years, no one has touched any of my decorations. Now I have to worry this lady is going to come burn my house down or something. Is this one of those so-called "religious" people that has something against Halloween? Should I put out a video surveillance system? Maybe I should sit on the porch all night with a shotgun.