For those that don't know, Paige Laurie, daughter of Bill Laurie (owner of St. Louis Blues) and his wife (heir to the Walton fortune) is a big wig around these parts. With worth slightly over $2.4B as of today, they donated a big chunk of money to the University of Missouri ($25M) to build their new sports arena.. which they promptly named after their daughter, Paige.. who did not attend MU (she went to USC) and apparently, didn't really work that hard at USC.. If you missed the 20/20 segment.. let's just call it a riot.. while they were interviewing the girl who was being paid to write Paige's papers and do her work, Paige called and was upset with the paper she received and asked that it be "re-edited". She was paid, over a four year stint, almost $20,000 to do Paige's homework.. Ha, damn, cracks me up. I know, people talk about Paris Hilton, but let me break it to you, Paris Hilton couldn't carry Paige Laurie's water. Paige Laurie is worth close to $2.4B on her own after full inheritence, etc; her family is worth slightly over $50B counting aunties and so forth.. meanwhile, Paris Hilton is barely worth $50M.. so you're talking uber power brokers here. So, now, MU has a beautiful new auditorium named after a non-alum who apparently cheated her way through college. http://atmizzou.missouri.edu/oct04/PaigeDedication.htm I can just picture teams coming in to play, and the chants they could offer..