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Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by Kendal Kirk, Dec 6, 2001.
From my 10 year old son:
What do you call a cannibal that eats his parents?
This just came from my 4 year old daughter.
Me: Who's there?
Her: Don't cry, it's only a joke
Dude, that's crazy coming from a 10 year old.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the buhdist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What did the fish say when it ran into the concrete wall?
My son, when he was about 5 was squirming around at the
dinner table one night when we had guests, we told him to
sit still and his reply was, "but my butt is eating my
Orange you glad I didn't say banana.
.... Okay, it got old fast.
Where does the General keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
(Joke courtesy of 6 year old nephew)
This joke was told to me by a 9 yr old.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew the lightbulb.
Yeah, there are two possibilities. I know for a sure that many kids tell jokes that they do not really get, just because of the reaction they get from adults. If a nine year old really gets the unscrew a light bulb joke, then I am seriously considering home-schooling my children.
Two guys walk into a bar...
The second one should have seen it coming.
Another kiddy joke that was explained to me before I was cartoon savvy was:
"How do you get a 1000 pikachus on a bus?"
Now that's a kid joke that doesn't make me look at them in shock, although I was quite confused the first time I heard it.
Don't forget the extremely lame classic:
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
The pig went into the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
The pig took a shower.
What did the grape say when he was stepped on by an elephant?
Nothing, he just let out a little "whine"
Sorry, I just had to...
Shawn, first time I've ever heard that one. Damn funny (for a dumb joke).
Here's an oldie...
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the boy was doing, he asked."What are you up to there Tim?".
"My goldfish died", replied Tim tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him".
The neighbor frowned. "Thats an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth and said...
"That's because he's inside your f**king cat".
okay, dixie cup joke:
What's big, red, and eats rocks?
A Big Red Rock-Eater! haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ham and Eggs walk in to a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
Again from my 10 year old son. Maybe I should start worrying!!
Where did that skeleton in the closet come from?
That was last years 'Hide and Seek' winner!!