Directors Classic movie lines (1 Viewer)

[Tim Stumpf]

Maybe I'll try it there also. One of the moderators put it here from another section. Although I must say I'm enjoying the responses I've gotten so far. I recognize most of them. Some not. I'm assuming the long one with king arthur is a ponty python skit. Holy Grail?? Life of Brian?? If you see a similar thread in the movies section, I'm doing it just to see what others will come up with as well.

 

[chris winters]

some others might be


may the force be with you

you had me at hello

Ill be back

Its not a tumor

you cant handle the truth

ADRIAAAAAAN

we dont need no stinkin badges

I could have been a contender

there is no spoon

get away from her, you bitch

im king of the world

get your hands off me you damn dirty apes

i guess were not in kansas anymore, toto

why dont you come up and see me somtime

and many many many many many more...........

 

[Malcolm R]

Far, far too many classic lines...

Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night.

Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

It wasn't the airplanes, it was beauty killed the beast.

Is it safe?

You are a boil on the butt of humanity!!

After all... tomorrow is another day.

Heeeeeere's Johnny!

 

[Holadem]

You didn't move this thread here, you created another one!
If you focus on the thread on this particular goal, I suspect it might remain open - it would be different from the poll you have running elsewhere.

I am really curious as to what consensus on that question is.

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H

 

[Norman Matthews]

"You talkin' to me?"

 

[Hardee]

Click on the cover for the classic line from the movie.

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[John Doran]

"KHAAAAAAAN!!"

"luke, i am your father"

"yippee ki-yay, motherfucker"

"say hello to my little friend"

"i see dead people"

"they're hee-ere..."

"they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way..."

"houston, we have a problem"

"i am not an animal. i am a human being"

 

[WillG]

You've got a Rendevouz with MY ASS, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

 

[StephenA]

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

 

[Aaron Garman]

"Asps, very dangerous. You go first."

"We all go a little mad sometimes."

"Rosebud!"

"Here's looking at you kid."

"That is one big pile of shit."

"Look what they've done to my boy."

AJG

 

[Richard_D_Ramirez]

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

"INCONCEIVABLE!"

"'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

"I'll be back."

"He'll flip ya. He'll flip ya for real."

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

 

[adrian b]

Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got half a tank of gas, a full pack of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

Excuse me if I'm wrong, but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.

I'm a great magician!! You're clothes are black.

Quick, pull my fingers.

Never tell me the odds!

To infinity and beyond!

and best of all..... "You Dick!" -FT@RH

 

[Rob P S]

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

"If you build it he will come."

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."

"I got slimed."

"Every Halloween the trees are filled with underwear, every spring the toilets explode."

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."


"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

 

[Andrew_Sch]

Can't believe the classic lines from Unforgiven that have gone unmentioned:

"It's a helluva thing, killin' a man. You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have."

"Well, I guess they had it comin'."
"We've all got it comin' kid."

And, of course...

"Deserve's got nothing to do with it."

 

[Bob Graz]

Who's the U-Boat Commander? Risky Business

 

[Michael Reuben]

You won't see a similar thread in Movies; it's been deleted. One thread per topic, please. And this thread is in the right place here.

M.

 

[John Kilduff]

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

"All I have in this life are my balls and my word, and I don't break them for no one."

"I just don't see how a world that creates such wonderful things could be bad."

"Do you really wanna jump? Do ya wanna? That's absolutely fine with me, asshole. C'mon, let's jump. I wanna do it!"

"I've got a head for business and a bod for sin."

"And where is the Batman? HE'S IN HIS CAVE, WASHING HIS TIGHTS!"

"I'm not bad...I'm just drawn that way."

"Your time's doubled."
"So's your chin!"

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"What are you doing?"
"Bleeding, sir!"

"We'll give him one white glove!"

"I am your father's nephew's brother's cousin's former roommate!"
"What does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing!"

"STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPIIIIID!"

"I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek."

"Money talks and bullshit runs a marathon, so see ya and I wouldn't want ta be ya!"

"Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin."

"You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka."

"If you have to spew, spew into this!"

"If I'm here, and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?"

"You want bread? Go fuck a baker!"

"Nice beaver!"
"Thanks...I had it stuffed yesterday!"

"Did somebody step on a duck?"

"ALLLLLL-RIGHTY THEN!"

"A woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman..."
"Ridiculous."

"E.T Phone Home!"

"The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waste-oids, dweebies, dickheads, they all adore him! They think he's a righteous dude!"

"Go to Hell."
"Ladies first."

Sincerely,

John Kilduff...

Okay, most of the movies I quoted were either sleazy or cheesy, but I liked them.