Christmas gifts for your enemies!

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  1. SteveGon

    SteveGon Executive Producer

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    So what do you get that unspecial someone for Christmas? I like to give my enemies copies of the book Suicide for Dummies... [​IMG]
     
  2. Butch C

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    Flowbe
     
  3. John Kilduff

    John Kilduff Screenwriter

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    I'd like to take a dump in a box, and send it to my ex-best friend, but she would know it was me.

    Sincerely,

    John "Dammit!" Kilduff
     
  4. george kaplan

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    My enemies are all people with an opposite political philosophy. So 9 supreme court justices that disagree with everything they believe in.

    I trust that this is vague enough to not violate forum rules.
     
  5. SteveGon

    SteveGon Executive Producer

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    The Salo, or The 120 Days of Sodom video game is another excellent gift idea for those you hate...
    Geez, should I be seeing a psychiatrist? [​IMG]
     
  6. Rob Lutter

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    A copy of Monkeybone on DVD [​IMG]
     
  7. Sean Conklin

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    I'll go with the poo-poo platter everytime, or as mentioned in another thread the POOP scented candles sound like a great idea.
     
  8. Jason Whyte

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    Hurt anyone with this wonderful gift!
     
  9. Nick Sievers

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    Now come on Jason, I don't even think enemies derserve something that nasty.
     
  10. Sean Conklin

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    Damn! Is Druids really that bad? Worse than a Poop scented candle?
     
  11. Michael Caicedo

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    Manheim Steamroller Christmas CD [​IMG]
     
  12. Will K

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    The Bay City Rollers Greatest Hits.
     
  13. Steve Christou

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    A framed photo of that old hag getting out of the tub in The Shining.
     
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    A date with me. (trust me, pure torture)
     
  15. Kevin T

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    i'm suprised no one said a christmas card with a packet of white powder. is that wound still too fresh to put our fingers in yet?

    kevin t
     

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