I bought an iPod yesterday, and I feel like I suck SH*T for it. I'm a LOSER. I opted IN to something trendy, something for the kiddies, bless 'em, but I'm too DARNED OLD for this! I saw Ozzy with Randy Rhoads in 1981! I saw VH with DLR in 1982! I even had a pass ready for the up-coming Zeppelin tour in the Fall of 1980, that never happened! I still have and listen to and treasure my VINYL records! I hate any music after, I don't know, 1984 or so. What the HELL am I doing with an iPod!
I'm so embarrassed, abashed, ashamed, disgraced.
I feel I deserve abuse for this purchase, but at least I can attempt to explain what happened. Explain, not justify.
I commute to work. I commute on the train. I'm never not going to be doing that. I work in New York City. I have to take the train. I have NO choice.
What I LOVE to do on the train is read and rest. That's IT. I do NOT have an URGE to listen to music.
But over the past six months, and really even about a year, I've found that -- like NEVER EVER before -- the manners of other commuters have gone straight down the toilet, through the sh*tty sewage system, and dumped in a massive, swirling cess pool of DISCOUTESY the like of which I have NEVER EVER beheld... and I'm a NATIVE New Yorker!
I simply canNOT get away from RUDELY NOISY people! The biggest culprit is the cell phone users. They TALK, man! They talk LOUD and they talk CONSTANTLY. LOUD AND CONSTANTLY!!! And it's not just the cell phone, you know, but it's also that walky-talky kind of thing, the one that beeps every time the other person on the line talks, or whatever, and you can hear BOTH people. MUTHER-flipping-F*CKERS!
I... I... just could NOT take this anymore. Cell phone users have ruined my commute for a LOOOOOOOONG time now, but I'm saying that over the past year or so, the INSOLENT INCIVILITY has risen beyond a level even my black, cynical heart could ever have imagined.
My camel's back has clearly broken. I can't censor the following: The other day I turned around and told this guy who'd been lip-flap-yapping for over FORTY-FIVE minutes: "Listen, man -- do you EVER shut the fuck up?" He was NOT happy with my approach.
Now, what am I supposed to do...? Get into friggin' FIGHTS over cell phones? And I can't exit a rail car and go to another. I can't do that anymore because now these cell phone asswipes are in EVERY car!
I was at my wit's end! So, I hunkered down and got myself -- oh F*CKING argh! -- an iPod JUST to DROWN OUT these INCONSIDERATE BITCHES and BASTARDS!
Lookit, when those cell phone jammers get legalized in NY, I'll get one and sell the damn iPod, or give it away or whatever.
But, in the meantime... I simply could NOT take the ASSAULT on my SOLITUDE anymore!
They used to have smoking cars on the LIRR -- now they need to have CELL PHONE cars!
Who the F*CK decided that *I* have lost all PUBLIC rights to the divine gift of QUIET?!
I'm despondent over this....:frowning:
I'm so embarrassed, abashed, ashamed, disgraced.
I feel I deserve abuse for this purchase, but at least I can attempt to explain what happened. Explain, not justify.
I commute to work. I commute on the train. I'm never not going to be doing that. I work in New York City. I have to take the train. I have NO choice.
What I LOVE to do on the train is read and rest. That's IT. I do NOT have an URGE to listen to music.
But over the past six months, and really even about a year, I've found that -- like NEVER EVER before -- the manners of other commuters have gone straight down the toilet, through the sh*tty sewage system, and dumped in a massive, swirling cess pool of DISCOUTESY the like of which I have NEVER EVER beheld... and I'm a NATIVE New Yorker!
I simply canNOT get away from RUDELY NOISY people! The biggest culprit is the cell phone users. They TALK, man! They talk LOUD and they talk CONSTANTLY. LOUD AND CONSTANTLY!!! And it's not just the cell phone, you know, but it's also that walky-talky kind of thing, the one that beeps every time the other person on the line talks, or whatever, and you can hear BOTH people. MUTHER-flipping-F*CKERS!
I... I... just could NOT take this anymore. Cell phone users have ruined my commute for a LOOOOOOOONG time now, but I'm saying that over the past year or so, the INSOLENT INCIVILITY has risen beyond a level even my black, cynical heart could ever have imagined.
My camel's back has clearly broken. I can't censor the following: The other day I turned around and told this guy who'd been lip-flap-yapping for over FORTY-FIVE minutes: "Listen, man -- do you EVER shut the fuck up?" He was NOT happy with my approach.
Now, what am I supposed to do...? Get into friggin' FIGHTS over cell phones? And I can't exit a rail car and go to another. I can't do that anymore because now these cell phone asswipes are in EVERY car!
I was at my wit's end! So, I hunkered down and got myself -- oh F*CKING argh! -- an iPod JUST to DROWN OUT these INCONSIDERATE BITCHES and BASTARDS!
Lookit, when those cell phone jammers get legalized in NY, I'll get one and sell the damn iPod, or give it away or whatever.
But, in the meantime... I simply could NOT take the ASSAULT on my SOLITUDE anymore!
They used to have smoking cars on the LIRR -- now they need to have CELL PHONE cars!
Who the F*CK decided that *I* have lost all PUBLIC rights to the divine gift of QUIET?!
I'm despondent over this....:frowning: