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Brokeback Mountain Wife

Discussion in 'After Hours Lounge (Off Topic)' started by David McGough, Jun 25, 2006.

  1. David McGough

    David McGough Second Unit

    Nov 26, 1999
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    A successful rancher died and left everything to his
    devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and
    determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little
    about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
    newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for
    the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought
    long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
    decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer
    to have him around the house than the drunk.

    He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
    every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks
    the two of them worked and the ranch was doing very well.

    Then one day the rancher's widow said to the hired hand,
    "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great.
    You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired
    hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
    One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two
    o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty,
    and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow
    sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting
    for him.

    She quietly called him over to her.
    "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
    Trembling, he did as she directed.
    "Now take off my boots."
    He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
    "Now take off my socks."
    He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
    "Now take off my skirt."
    He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her
    eyes in the fire light.
    "Now take off my bra."
    Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told
    and dropped it to the floor.

    Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear
    my clothes into town again, you're fired."
  2. Christ Reynolds

    Christ Reynolds Producer

    May 6, 2002
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    i heard this joke yesterday, but it had nothing to do with brokeback mountain or cowboys.


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