Brokeback Mountain Wife (1 Viewer)

[David McGough]

A successful rancher died and left everything to his
devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and
determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little
about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for
the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought
long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer
to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks
the two of them worked and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day the rancher's widow said to the hired hand,
"You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great.
You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired
hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two
o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty,
and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow
sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting
for him.

She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her
eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra."
Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told
and dropped it to the floor.








Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear
my clothes into town again, you're fired."

 

[Christ Reynolds]

i heard this joke yesterday, but it had nothing to do with brokeback mountain or cowboys.

CJ