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Britney Spears Married?

Discussion in 'After Hours Lounge (Off Topic)' started by Don Black, Jan 3, 2004.

  1. Don Black

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    Jason Alexander??? George Costanza???!!!
     
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    Serenity now!!!!!!
     
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    How is Christina Aguilera going to top this? Videos available for download in 3..2..1.... [​IMG]
     
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    Is it April 1st? This makes no sense whatsoever...

    I would never have IMAGINED this matchup... I'd like to see Conan's 'If they mated' for these two [​IMG]

    On second thought... Isnt George a bit old to be a 'childhood friend' of Spears??? No Michael Jackson jokes [​IMG]
     
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    E! true hollywood story right around the corner.

    Her manager is probably advising her to release a sex tape right now, it would probably sell about 3 million more records if she did.

    And it's not George, he's married to someone else.
     
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    Of course I know it's not that Jason Alexander.

    Although if it is that Jason Alexander, it would be quite a coup for short, stocky, bald(ing) men everywhere.
     
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    I give it 60 days.
     
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    ohhhh, its not 'GEORGE'...
     
  10. Danny Tse

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    Sorry Nick....

    Just happen to be some guy named Jason Allen Alexander. To be honest, I was hoping it was that Jason Alexander. That would be such a scandal. Not that there's anything wrong with it. Other than he's married already.

    By the way, this Britney marriage news is on Yahoo News right now.
     
  11. David Williams

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    This screams 'rebound/desperation marriage' to me. The slutty bride and "close, childhood friend" groom didn't even know enough to get the marriage license *before* arriving at the chapel. They had to go to the marriage bureau and come back. Silly rabbits.

    [​IMG] on this lasting long.
     
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    I just had to shake my head at this news. PLEASE dear god let this be the slippery slope which she falls down to posing nude!
     
  13. Danny Tse

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    90 days tops

    I am hoping at least one video (Britney Gone Wild!!) will result from this silliness.
     
  14. Keith Paynter

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    Hmm, partying New Years Eve in Las Vegas, getting married a couple of days later. Can you say 'circumstances' led to a 'shotgun wedding'?

    Pure speculation here: I'm just waiting for the either the word 'expecting' or 'abortion' to surface in the next 3 months (and I don't want this to turn ugly people - don't go ethical on this...)

    Less than 30 days. Anybody want to start a pool?
     
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    i really dont think shes pregnant. lol. it'd be funny though
     
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    As for it lasting, it says that she is already going to get it annulled. I guess they got a "little" drunk, and thought it would be a good idea. What a world they live in. [​IMG]
     
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    Did you guys even read that article? It says it was a joke that went too far, and she's already getting it annulled.
     
  18. Danny Tse

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    Justin,

    The story has been modified since we first started commenting on it. When it was first posted, it was merely "reported" that BS got married. Now that it's done, she's trying to get it annulled.
     
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    Well, congrats to BS. hehe btw, do you think it is an accident that her initials are BS? [​IMG]
     
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    Who gets married for a joke?

    Honestly - who does that?

    She's off her head, that one.
     

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