Directors Bombs away! The Biggest Flop of 2004 Tournament! (1 Viewer)

[MartinTeller]

The Whole Ten Yards

 

[ErikG]

I don't think Focker's will bomb either...

The Whole Ten Yards

 

[Steeve Bergeron]

The Whole Ten Yards

 

[Nick Sievers]

I don't think either will bomb but The Whole Ten Yards is my pick.

 

[ThomasC]

The Whole Ten Yards

 

[SteveGon]

Let's liven this thing up with a side tourney called Produce your own craptastic sequel/remake!

Private mssage me with your title/synopsis/cast. If we get enough, we'll vote on who has come up with the worst idea.


Here's mine:

Son of Billy Jack

The classic duo of Paul Walker and Vin Diesel return in this continuation of the Billy Jack saga.

Walker is Billy Jack Jr., a dedicated inner city teacher frustrated by the rampant violence at his school. Drug dealers sell crack on campus and the corrupt police force turns a blind eye. Police lieutenant Tom Cady (Diesel) is in the pocket of drug lord "Snoopy" (Ice Cube) and ignores Billy's pleas for help. When his fiancee Vickie (Britney Spears) is mugged and put into a coma by Snoopy's goons, Billy goes on the offensive. Then a student is murdered and Cady frames Billy for the crime. But Billy doesn't have to fight alone as his old Army pal-turned-FBI agent John Cooper (Keanu Reeves) comes to his aid. Billy and John then take on the the cops AND the drug dealers. Filled with amazing wire-fu action and a smash hit rap version of One Tin Soldier!

Rounding out the cast are Chris Tucker as Billy's gay neighbor and Robert DeNiro as the Mayor.

Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and Tom Laughlin and directed by Michael Bay.

 

[Bill J]

The Whole Ten Yards

 

[john mcfadden]

Stevegon .....Just by your description for Billy jack jr I'd watch that in a heartbeat !!!! Really funny yet oddly feels like it could happen...lol Get Warner on the phone !!!I think we found our new summer blockbuster!

BTW the biggest bomb next year WILL be CATWOMAN ...just look at the cover of Entertainment Weekly ...is that a joke ?

 

[SteveGon]

The Whole Ten Yards advances.

Round 1 - Bracket 2


Win a Date With Tad Hamilton (in theaters now!)

vs.

Deuce Bigalow: Electric Gigalow

 

[MartinTeller]

Deuce Bigalow

 

[Bill J]

Deuce Bigalow

 

[Steeve Bergeron]

Deuce Bigalow: Electric Gigolo

 

[Rich Romero]

Win A Date With Tad Hamilton

I actually loved the original Deuce and hope the sequel is good.

 

[Nicholas Vargo]

Deuce Bigelow: Electric Gigolo

BTW, SteveGon, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind WILL hit theatres on March 19. Please update that information.

 

[paul_austin]

Garefield
The Mask 2

 

[SteveGon]

Deuce Bigalow: Electric Gigolo advances.


Round 1 - Bracket 3

The Crow: Wicked Prayer

vs.

Exorcist: The Beginning

 

[Elizabeth S]

The Crow: Wicked Prayer

 

[Bill J]

The Crow

 

[Alex Spindler]

The Crow: Wicked Prayer

 

[Steeve Bergeron]

Exorcist: The Beginning