Bob, The Bachelor (1 Viewer)

[Ashley Seymour]

Meredith was my pick at the very beginning of the Bachelor Bob edition,

Patrick, what is your hair color?

 

[ChadM]

Meredith as the next Bachelorette?

I am getting on that show!

Do you guys think my wife will mind?

 

[Patrick Sun]

Patrick, what is your hair color?

???

 

[Jodee]

I just like to call her "Merideath" or "How to Lose a Guy in One Trip to a Cemetary".

 

[Peter Kim]

Patrick, what is your hair color?

Is there a new reading-palms movement that I'm unaware of?

Somehow, I thought that Estella was a poor-man's Meredith.

 

[Ashley Seymour]

Is there a new reading-palms movement that I'm unaware of?

I mentioned when the show started that I thought Bob would go for a black haired girl because his hair was dark.

Patrick said Meridith was his choice. Wondered if my palm reading, handwriting analayzing, hair matching theories would hold up.

Patrick, do you have dark hair? Do you prefer girls with dark hair?

With all those blonds I wonder why none made your grade.

 

[Patrick Sun]

Oh, I meant Meredith was my choice to get the final rose from Bob.

 

[Jodee]

Bob's hair isn't really dark. It's more of a light brown. He looks like he was probably blond when he was a kid.

 

[Patrick Sun]

Oh, Bob's definitely had the nastiest hair ever for a "Bachelor". Eww...

 

[Jodee]

Yeah, I think his hair just looks darker from all that nasty hair gel he puts in it.

For a minute, I thought he'd pick Kelly Jo since they share the same fondness for hair gel.