Blazing Saddles SE - Specs (1 Viewer)

[Stephen_J_H]

What are you doing? This is a closed set!
Piss on you! I'm working for Mel Brooks!
Not in the face!

 

[Sean Moon]

How did he do such amazing stunts with such tiny feet?

 

[Bill Williams]

(tapping feet) Watch...me...faggot!

(being dragged away) Well, that's the end of this suit!

Oh, the joy this movie brings back! Definitely going to get this DVD!

 

[Tony Whalen]

Repeat after me...I...

I...

...your name...

your name

Schmucks ... do pledge allegiance

do pledge allegiance

To Hedley Lamarr

to Hedy Lamarr

That's Hedley

That's Hedley




God I love this film.

 

[Bill Williams]

Send a wire to the governor, tell him I said, "OWWWW!!!!"

 

[Steve Christou]

Taggart: What do you want me to do sir?

Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up ever vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down.

[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]

Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

 

[Clay D. Major]

"A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to die!

[perfect pause, Gene Wilder is a genius]

"When?"

Funniest movie of all time. Cannot WAIT for this one, even though I own the previous release.

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"Look at that."
"Steady as a rock!"
"Yeah but this is the hand I shoot with."

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"What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a'goin' on here? I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch a'Kansas City faggots!"

 

[LeeL]

You watch your ass!

 

[Chucky P]

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

 

[Clay D. Major]

Now that I think about it, I seem to remember a network television cut of this film years ago that included a much-extended Bart vs Mongo scene. I think I liked it better with just the Candygram, though.

That TV version also edited out the actual farting sounds around the campfire, so that the cowboys were simply squatting to no audible effect. It was hysterical. My father and I used to play the VHS tape back and add the farts ourselves. Good times.

"Well, that's the end of this suit!"

 

[Keith Paynter]

Other extended scenes include Sherriff Bart and The Waco Kid as they escape from Heddy ("That's Hedley")'s posse lineup in their 'borrowed' Klansmen costumes coming upon some Methodists performing a Baptismal service in a small pond, and full segment with Brooks as the "Gov" standing in the fake Rock Ridge talking to one of the cardboard cutout dummies, with the head on a spring waving around in the breeze.

Bart - "Well Jim, since you are my guest, and I am you're host, what are your pleasures? What do you like to do?"
W.K. - "I dunno...play chess...screw..."
Bart - "Well, let's play chess...!"

 

[Steve K.H.]

*music playing* "...our town is turning to $hit."

I am so into this one!

Now... if they could re-release some other comedy classics...

e.g.
The Jerk
Caddyshack
Slapshot
Airplane
The Naked Gun

 

[Stephen Ford]

The Jerk is the only one of those that has a crap dvd release.

The others are perfectly fine.

(No idea about slapshot)

 

[Bill Williams]

Bart: "Oh baby, you are so brilliant... and they are so DUMB!"

 

[Ernest Rister]

"My name is Jim, but most people call me...Jim."

 

[Sean Moon]

The little bastard shot me right in the ass!

"Of course you will have the common decency not to tell anyone that I spoke with you?"

(Hedly buying movie ticket, holds up ID)Student?

Meet me in my dwessing woom after the show.

 

[Steve Christou]

"Here I stand, the goddess of desire / Set men on fire / I have this power. / Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing / Some quick womancing / And then a shower. / Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me / They always hound me, with one wequest. / Who can satisfy their lustful habits? / I'm not a wabbit. / I need some west!"

 

[John Kilduff]

"I must've killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille!"

I'm looking forward to this, especially the deleted scenes. Now I can tape over my TCM print of this movie.

Sincerely,

John Kilduff...

Let's do the French Mistake!

 

[Garrett Adams]

I'll probably 2nd dip if for no other reason my ex-brother-in-law plays the geezer drunk.

 

[keith*m]

Y

You mean Gabby Johnson who spoke frontier jibberish????