Best Review of TITANIC...Ever...

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  1. Ernest Rister

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    Ladies and Gentlemen of the Home Theater Forum, I give to you the greatest critic of our time, Rambo Rick.

    Rambo Rick's review(s) of Titanic and his letter to "Angie"
    http://www.ohthehumanity.com/ur/165.html
     
  2. Casey Trowbridg

    Casey Trowbridg Lead Actor

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    I think the only thing I can say about that is

    damn
     
  3. Xenia Stathakopoulou

    Xenia Stathakopoulou Cinematographer

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    Man, that was brutal and funny at the same time. [​IMG]
     
  4. Dennis Pagoulatos

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    I actually think that's the best review of any film. EVER. [​IMG]

    -Dennis
     
  5. Tino

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    Ya know what sucks, those of us that really like Titanic have to deal with the fact that Rambo Rick is on our side![​IMG]

    Man, that was funny!
     
  6. george kaplan

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    OK, I see the light now. I was wrong. Titanic truly is a great movie. That review convinced me.
     
  7. John Doran

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    that was awesome. simply awesome.

    what a great line. kid's got some talent.
     
  8. Lou Sytsma

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    ?[​IMG]
     
  9. Edwin Pereyra

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    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    A scintillating review! But I am still not convinced. The review is not written by one its core audience (pre-teen girls). [​IMG]

    ~Edwin
     
  10. David Forbes

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    wow. that last quote had me in tears.
     
  12. Brian Thibodeau

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    Primo shit.

    Guy could have a bright future if he keeps his grammar skills so unrefined. How I long to be so blissfully ignorant again...
     
  13. ThomasC

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    Ditto Grant.
     
  14. Tony Whalen

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    Ernest, I think my IQ just dropped a few points after reading Rambo-Ricks review. [​IMG]
     
  15. Adrian D

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    I actually had to hold my hand over my mouth while reading that Titanic review so I could be quiet at work.
    Wow!
     
  16. BarryRR

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    I am speechless.
     
  17. Scott McGillivray

    Scott McGillivray Supporting Actor

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    So I guess the big question is: "Is it for real?"

    That is, can there really be such a person that is so ignorant and illiterate? Surely this must just be a joke.

    Please...please tell me it is. [​IMG]
     
  18. Dave Poehlman

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    I'm sold!
     
  19. Robert Anthony

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    David: you quoted the wrong Neill Cumpston reviews, man.

    Blade II

    http://linux10985.dn.net/display.cgi?id=11821

    X2

    http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=15038

    These two reviews have singlehandedly elevated profane ignorance to an art form, when done correctly.

    Word is it's either someone impersonating David Cross (of Mr Show and Arrested Development) or it's David Cross himself. On the Mr Show website, there was a column by Cross, posing as a guy trying to break into hollywood, showing off his scripts.

    http://www.bobanddavid.com/section_t...hellfire1.html

    Enjoy.
     
  20. Steve Christou

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] *cough*cough* [​IMG] [​IMG] ...guys.[​IMG]
     

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