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Discussion in 'After Hours Lounge (Off Topic)' started by John Alvarez, Oct 14, 2004.

  1. John Alvarez

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    This is from our local paper. What excuse is next.

    CANBERRA, Australia -- An Australian doctor said one of his patients has a disorder that led her to have sex with strangers while she slept.

    The doctor tells The Sydney Morning Herald that the middle-aged woman would later have no recollection of her activities.

    It wasn't until her partner woke, discovered she was missing from the bedroom, and found her having sex with another man that she discovered what she was doing.

    The doctor will discuss the case at a meeting this weekend. He told an Australian radio station that "people are often stunned and overwhelmed" when they find out what's been happening.

    He worries that people might be inhibited to seek professional help for the disorder because of the embarrassment and fear that partners and doctors won't believe that they were asleep.
     
  2. Holadem

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    Nice. Why doesn't happen more often around here?

    "What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?" - Guilty Conscience, Eminem.

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  3. Kenneth

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    So in addition to sleep talking and sleep walking we now have sleep boinking [​IMG] I can't wait for the study on sleep bank robbing and sleep shopping [​IMG] Of course this could explain those jokes about Montana and sheep [​IMG]

    Kenneth
     
  4. Cameron Yee

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    Strange. So she also was asleep when she got dressed, went out and picked up a guy?
     
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    Who? The narco-nympho or their partner? [​IMG]
     
  6. Mark Murphy

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    Damn, that b*tch of an ex-girlfriend was telling me the truth! Is it contagious?
     
  7. Aaron_Mum

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    The only way this makes sense is if "the other man" is the Australian doctor. I bet he prefers to "treat" this condition at nightime[​IMG] .
     

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