Before It Starts

Discussion in 'After Hours Lounge (Off Topic)' started by Brian Manon, Jul 3, 2003.

  1. Brian Manon

    Brian Manon Extra

    Jun 20, 2003
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    A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

    She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he
    said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

    This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was
    gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

    "That's it!" she screams. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass
    down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

    The husband sighed, "Shit, it started..."
  2. Richard Travale

    Richard Travale Producer

    Feb 27, 2001
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    The Island, Canada
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    Rich Travale
    Thanks Brian, I got a good chortle from that one.

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