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Barbie and Ken break up! (1 Viewer)

John Kilduff

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On her comedy album "Your Bedtime Buddy", Rhonda Shear did a great routine about Barbie dolls. An avid doll collector herself, Shear is able to make the jokes that much funnier. One can only wonder what she'd come up with for this one.

Sincerely,

John Kilduff...

BARBIE'S A SLUT!:D
 

Christ Reynolds

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is this a joke? i mean, of course it is, but why dont they tell us the truth? "the seperation may be oartially due to the sales slump that barbie and ken have been going through"

CJ
 

Danny Tse

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I am telling you guys....it's that dude in the 300Z convertible blasting Van Halen's "You Really Got Me". :D
 

Bill Eberhardt

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It's an old one but...


Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mail, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"

In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Barbie Gets a Divorce for $265.00."

Ralph asks, "Why is the Barbie Gets a Divorce $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"

"That's obvious," the sales lady says, "Barbie Gets a Divorce comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture."
 

Luis Esp

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So has Ken finally come out of the closet?

One of Barbie's many problems is that she just can't stay focused on one career, much less one man.

She's been everything from a doctor, a mermaid, and the president, to a ballerina and even Wonder Woman. Geez, how's a guy suppose to keep up with such a flighty, but highly maintained woman...err doll? Damn, she's a real blond. Plus we can't forget her short lived run as "Gansta Bitch Barbie
"http://www.audio.ya.com/txiripa/chica/chica012.htm

But we all know the "real" reason Ken and Barbie broke up! According to unnamed sources, Ken was overheard at a recent event stating that " she's been messing around. We all know her so called "sister" Kelly is really her love child with her red neck lover...Stinky Pete!"
 

Ryan Wishton

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This is obviously an attempt to draw attention to the couple to drive up sales... It's probably a farce... I bet the couple will be back together in a couple weeks... It's hard to believe they really broke up...

The Pluto article... Plutos killed by a float... A worker falls to his death off the Skyway and the OSHA fines them $4500 saying this was a safety violation??? Geeze!!! Ya think??? lol...

This kind of puts a dent in Disney's "The Happiest Place On Earth slogan."

At least it did for Pluto and the Skyway worker...
 

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