Paul_D
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Rouge River With the cutting edge digital techniques now available to filmmakers, a wholly digital John Wayne has been created for this Red River sequal. Ahmed Best is brought in to do the voice.
It's a Wonderful Life 2: Who Shot George Bailey? Some dipshit producer in Hollywood liked the idea of the 'Killing Spree' ending to the original that they came up with on The Simpsons. And then filmed it in its own sequel. Jon Lovitz plays Geogre Bailey. To make his shooting more believable.
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Deleted Scenes Bitterly angry at New Line for failing to provide the deleted scenes on the DVD, Twin Peaks fans unite and construct the original Twin Peaks sets from scratch, and act out the said scenes, creating a whole new film.
An American Werewolf in the domestic state of Delaware Some descendent of the original werewolf bunch mysteriously contracts the disease. And after a magnificent transformation sequence, rampages around Delaware, in totally uncinematic fashion.
Yellow Streak Martin Lawrence loses a diamond down the crack of Big Momma's ass. Osmosis Jones style comedy combination of animation and live action. Lawrence plays every character.
Dude, where's my copy of Variety? The inept duo enter the industry and get hired as WB studio executives. On their way up the corporate ladder, they spend a period in the DVD department. Actaully this one doesn't sound so bad.
It's a Wonderful Life 2: Who Shot George Bailey? Some dipshit producer in Hollywood liked the idea of the 'Killing Spree' ending to the original that they came up with on The Simpsons. And then filmed it in its own sequel. Jon Lovitz plays Geogre Bailey. To make his shooting more believable.
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Deleted Scenes Bitterly angry at New Line for failing to provide the deleted scenes on the DVD, Twin Peaks fans unite and construct the original Twin Peaks sets from scratch, and act out the said scenes, creating a whole new film.
An American Werewolf in the domestic state of Delaware Some descendent of the original werewolf bunch mysteriously contracts the disease. And after a magnificent transformation sequence, rampages around Delaware, in totally uncinematic fashion.
Yellow Streak Martin Lawrence loses a diamond down the crack of Big Momma's ass. Osmosis Jones style comedy combination of animation and live action. Lawrence plays every character.
Dude, where's my copy of Variety? The inept duo enter the industry and get hired as WB studio executives. On their way up the corporate ladder, they spend a period in the DVD department. Actaully this one doesn't sound so bad.