Bad ideas for movies (humor poll) (1 Viewer)

[MatthewA]

This is truly the bottom of the barrel:

"Being John Ritter"

"Gone, With or Without the Wind"

Stanley Kubrick's "Barry Williams"

"2000: A Space Iliad"

"Snow White Forced to Support the Seven Unemployed Dwarfs"

"Peggy Sue Got Real Estate in Kabul"

"Too Close For Comfort: The Movie"

"The Last Temptation of Christopher Robin"

"Finian's Pink Triangle"

"The Unbearable Lightness of Being on an NBC Sitcom"

"Harry Potter and the Dirty Old Man"

"Lord of the Onion Rings: Fellowship of the Ketchup"

"It's A Wonderful Life II: Oh Who Am I Kidding? I Really Would Be Better Off Dead!"

"Bedknobs and Popsicle Sticks"

"Spamlet"

"The Merry Ex-Wives of Windsor"

"Two Muppets of Verona"

"Dude, Where's My Car"

"101 Dalmatians, 0 of them Housebroken"

"Not Another Merchant-Ivory Movie"

"The Brown Mile"

"Man Bites Dog: The Musical"

and...

any movie by Michael Bay.

 

[John_Lee]

Lenny keeps forgetting where he put his candy in "My Mentos"

 

[Rain]

"Finian's Pink Triangle"

That's gonna go over some heads.

 

[Alex Spindler]

Let see

Conan the Octagenarian

Stand By Someone Else

The Lord of the Tiara : Fellowship of the Ornamental Headgear

Rambo : First Blood Transfusion

Forrest's Slump (deals with the uneventful time between his coincidental junctions with history)

Mummy...Mummy Returns...Mummy Forever...Mummy and Scorpion

Total Recall...the Pinto story

Stop or My Mom will Break Her Hip!

 

[John Besse]

Fight Club

Blair Witch Project

 

[Paul_D]

Either John has missed the point of this thread, or he's showing some serious disrespect ro Fight Club!!!

 

[Scott Hayes]

A movie from the perspective of Bill Clintons cigar would be pretty awful.

 

[JasenP]

Rain:

The Unbearable Lightness of Calista Flockhart

That was "coffee out the nose" funny!!

 

[MatthewA]

These are even worse ideas for movies:
"Life of Brian Dennehey"
"Crouching Tigger, Hidden Piglet"
"2002: A Space Aenid"
"Bonzo Goes to Washington" (based on a true story )
"The Happiest Millionaire Puts all His Money in Enron, K-Mart, and Dot-Com Stocks and Becomes The Saddest Hobo"
"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Network Programmers"
"Not Another Well-Made Movie"
and what could turn out to be the worst movie in history:
"Baio!"

 

[Ken_McAlinden]

Here's another ten for all y'all:

• Dustin Diamond is Forever
• Mighty Hermaphrodite
• Spruce Goose Down
• A Beautiful Hind
• Good Will Clinton
• George Walker: Texas Governor
• Monster's Ball, Inc.
• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Chief Justice William Rehnquist
• John Walker Lindh in Wet Hot American Taliban
• The Importance of Being Ernest P. Worrell

 

[Paul_D]

Mighty Hermaphrodite

 

[Ken_McAlinden]

Mighty Hermaphrodite

After I posted this one, I did a yahoo search and sure enough, those enterprising young gentleman who produce pornography have already made a film with this title.
Regards,