Bad ideas for movies (humor poll)

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  1. Patrick McCart

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    Some movies never get made, and it's mostly a good thing.

    What are some movies you think that would never made it through script approval?

    Here's some titles I came up with:

    Close Encounters of the Third Reich

    Forrest Gimp

    The Wizard of Gauze

    Willy Wonka and the Oompah-Loompah's Strike
     
  2. Thomas_Berg

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    how about some bad movies that only got approved to make everyone rich? this includes every new film with a boy/girl band member in it. [​IMG]
     
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    Well if we were going just on the title I would have to say Attack of the Clones is an incredibly corny name.[​IMG]
     
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    Saving Private Pyle

    The Maltese Cuckoo

    Monty Python and the Temple of Doom

    Being John Hughes

    The Princess Widow
     
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    And I always thought it was "Shaving Ryans Privates" [​IMG]
     
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    Ferris Bueller's Laid Off
    How to Make an American Split
    How to Succeed in Business by Petty Theft
    It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Dog
    Naked Gun 4: Nordberg's Revenge
    Once Upon a Time in Khazakstan
    Joe Versus the Tomato
    Lord of the Wings: The Fellowship of the Hot Sauce
    Girls, Interrupted
    National Lampoon's Turandot
    The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Rottweiler
    Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor
     
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    a day in the life of of Carl Johnson
     
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    Fiddler on a Hot Tin Roof
    The Creature from the Blue Lagoon
    Steven Soderberg's Peter Bogdanovich
    Kramer vs. Kramer - starring Michael Richards in a dual role
    The Life of Bryan Adams
    Planet of the Ring-tailed Lemurs
    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Security Guard
    Stanley Kubrick's Barry Manilow
     
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    The Fast and the Impotent

    A Connecticut Yankee in Small Claims Court

    Michael Flatley is ... The Lord of the Rings

    12 Angry Moms

    Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone

    Regards,
     
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    What Woman Want Now

    Three Men And A Rash

    How Stella Got Her Purse Back

    Snow White And The Seven Deadly Venoms

    Mayo: Or The 120 Days Of Salad

    Betterfellas

    Bile: A Love Story

    What's Herpes Got To Do With It?

    Arbor Day

    Magnum A.I.

    The Discreet Charm Of The Middle Class

    Disney's Re-Animator

    The Slow And Even-Tempered

    Bridget Jones's Grocery List
     
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    Glitter
    The Adventures Of Barren Munchkins
    The Tourette Girl And The Butter Churn
    5,000 Miles To Waffle House
    My Stepmother Is A Crack Whore
    Freddy Got Fingered
    Like Water For Chlymidia
    Peggy Sue Got Gang Raped
    If I Do It, Will You Stop Molesting My Cat?
     
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    I am stealing this one from the Movies section:
    Thunderpants
     
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    Merlin Olsen wakes up on the wrong side of the bed in "Florist Grump."
     
  14. Paul_D

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    I've already posted these in another thread in Movies, but I think thye fit in well here!
    - Unpleasantville (the kids get sucked into 'Married With Children')
    - The Thinner Red Line
    - Cable Guy 2 [​IMG] (only kidding, I actually liked the first one)
    - The Mummy Returns Again and is told to go home.
    - The X-Files Movie 2: Christ Carter needs the money
    - Re-Bound
    - Found Highway (more Lynch madness)
    - Low Fidelity: Cusack becomes a Basshead!!!!
    and of course,
    - Buffalo '69: Billy's Back [​IMG]
    oh, and what about,
    - Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones [​IMG] Imagine that!
     
  15. Ken_McAlinden

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    The Rookie of the Year Who Not Only Went To King Arthur's Court, But Went To Aladdin's Palace and Has Friends Who Have Made Funky Butt Loving To Pies
    The Bodyguard II: Protecting the Pop Princess
    Run Forrest Run
    Memento 2: Remember Sammy Jankis
    Dirtmallrats
    House of Pancakes
    Ghostbusters III: Ed Koch's Revenge
    I Know What You Did Last Summer of the Summer Before the Last of the Previous Summer
    American Pie 3: Cherry Flavored
    Country Star
     
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    Titanic II: The Love Cruise

    Rini Bell, Book and Candle

    I Have No Idea What You Did Last Summer

    Another Bridge on the River Kwai

    Jeff Bridges of Madison County

    Dude, Where's My Other Sock?

    The Persecution and Assassination of John F. Kennedy as Performed by Kevin Costner and a Bunch of Other People Under the Direction of Oliver Stone

    Romeo and Juliet II: The Next Day

    Really Noisy on the Western Front

    The Sound of Muzack

    James and the Giant Eggplant

    Polite Streets

    Mr. Deeds Goes to Rehab

    A Streetcar Named Phil

    Standing Tiger, Blatantly Obvious Dragon

    The Unbearable Lightness of Calista Flockhart

    From Russia With Postage Due

    Jack Briggs and the Beanstalk

    Alons: A Suitable Cees For Treatment

    The Tao of Steve Christou

    The Gospel According to St. Matthew Chmiel

    Beat that, Christou
     
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    The Princess Diarrhea [​IMG]
     
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    Jason X![​IMG]
     
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    i can only think of one now....

    harry pooper!
     

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